"There was a time when YouTube didn’t exist and we needed the most bland dude to introduce videos."

– Johan Miranda on explaining Carson Daly in the future @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"There was a time when YouTube didn’t exist and we needed the most bland dude to introduce videos."

– Johan Miranda on explaining Carson Daly in the future @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"You know you’re broke when you’re at the Dollar Store and have to make a decision."

— John Griffin @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"I killed somebody in cold blood. I drowned them in it."

— Christopher John @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]


"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I don’t do open-mic comedy for the laughs. I do it for the peace and quiet."

Mean Dave @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

11/23. Open Mic Comedy @ Kingman’s Ivy Room. 860 San Pablo Ave. Albany,CA. Sign Ups: 8:30PM. Show: 9:00PM. Hosted by Lyall Behrens.
[50 Cent Beer? When did G-UNIT get an alcohol deal? I thought it was just water.]

11/23. Open Mic Comedy @ Kingman’s Ivy Room. 860 San Pablo Ave. Albany,CA. Sign Ups: 8:30PM. Show: 9:00PM. Hosted by Lyall Behrens.

[50 Cent Beer? When did G-UNIT get an alcohol deal? I thought it was just water.]