"Alcohol makes me happy. My family has a long history with happiness."
— Jane Harrison @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"I’m existential but I also love pizza."
— Jane Harrison @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
"I don’t like saying grace with my family… I want to say grace as I’m pooping the food out… I know I’m nourished already. I don’t know before I eat it if it will be good for me. I also like holding my family [members’] hands while I take a shit."
— Jane Harrison @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available: Here @ 20:36]