Janine Brito by Lydia Popovich

Meow by Katy Perry. The Greatest Gift of All.

(via emilyheller)

12/26. Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3 @punchlinesf . SF. 8PM. $15. Feat Janine Brito, Emily Heller, Marga Gomez, Chris Burns, Karinda Dobbins and Emily Maya Mills.

San Francisco must have made Santa’s nice list, because they are getting a special present this Boxing Day: another round of Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk! After a packed March kick-off show and a sold out August summer send-off, the show is back with a whole new line-up. San Francisco’s favorite funny ladies Emily Heller and Janine Brito are back by popular demand with Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3. To celebrate the end of forced holiday cheerfulness, they’re reprising their favorite comedy show at their favorite club with their favorite gender: dudettes.

[Best of the best. Favorites of the favorites. Happy Boxing Day.]

12/27. They’re All Gonna Laugh At You @ ERA Art Lounge. 19 Grand Ave. Oakland. 830PM. $5. Feat Mary Van Note, Janine Brito, Jason Dove, Alex White and The Front Row. Music by Uni & Her Ukelele.

[Phenomenal Line-Up. Get on it Oakland! Get There Early! Tell a Friend!]

12/29-31. Laughter Against the Machine: New Years @ Phoenix Theater. 414 Mason St. SF. Feat W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, and Janine Brito. Ticket Information: Here.

[Life in Marvelous Times. Happy New World!]

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

They say you don’t become a real New Yorker until you cry in public without caring what anybody thinks. I became a New Yorker in under 90 minutes.

Janine Brito on an emotionally harrowing NYC experience @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

12/1. Welcome to the Stage Screening @ Vortex Room. 1082 Howard St. SF. $10. 8PM. Featuring live comedy from Amy Miller and Janine Brito. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Advanced Tickets: Here. More information: Here.