"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]


"What is this? [pulls setlist from pocket] It’s a clue! We should follow it to the next joke.”

- Jeremy Talamantes @ Dirt Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"What is this? [pulls setlist from pocket] It’s a clue! We should follow it to the next joke.”

- Jeremy Talamantes @ Dirt Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

Brandon Stokes by Jay Austin Graham
EJ Allen by Jay Austin Graham

EJ Allen by Jay Austin Graham

Dave Thomason @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto by Jay Austin Graham

"You know what my dad says, ‘Women, can’t live with them, I want my money back.’"

– Mean Dave @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"You know what my dad says, ‘Women, can’t live with them, I want my money back.’"

Mean Dave @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]


"I cut the dick jokes out of my act." 

– Natasha Muse being literal @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I cut the dick jokes out of my act." 

Natasha Muse being literal @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]


"Have you ever been standing at at a urinal for a full minute and you still haven’t cummed?" 

– Jesse Fernandez talking to the fellas @ Lost Weekend Video/Talkies [Paraphrase] 
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"Have you ever been standing at at a urinal for a full minute and you still haven’t cummed?" 

Jesse Fernandez talking to the fellas @ Lost Weekend Video/Talkies [Paraphrase] 

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Good Times at the Grotto by Jay Austin Graham

"I dressed down for this. Do you think I look good? … I got this at Forever 38."

- Yvette Fernandez on being 53 @ Dorsey’s Locker/Blue Candle Open Mic [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I dressed down for this. Do you think I look good? … I got this at Forever 38."

- Yvette Fernandez on being 53 @ Dorsey’s Locker/Blue Candle Open Mic [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]