![“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e4253e15f5e2e76dab57fe5f993bd4/tumblr_mn2neoM7AS1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”
- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
![“Do you guys like first impressions?”
- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3b69d8fa33f534250cbe79bf15bcd40/tumblr_mmfp1ycAkI1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“Do you guys like first impressions?”
- Kevin O’Shea @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
![“I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed.”
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd1d7959f993c6855b877886c5eb5c72/tumblr_mjz1w7BiH91qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed.”
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
![“I’m not cute. I dress like I’m in the 9th grade. I’m not cute.”
- Ryan Papazian @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e023034507bcdb80b230f120782fb318/tumblr_mi896gxqoE1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![“All-natural birth control is like all-natural deodorant… if you think either one is working, you’re probably a pregnant hippie.”
- Amy Miller @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9647900e9eaaa0762de6d0f23bd0c26/tumblr_mgp4fqRcKc1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
