"People don’t eat McDonald’s because they love it, they eat it because they can’t see a future. The slogan should be changed to ‘McDonald’s: Fuck tomorrow’"

Jerrod Carmichael @ The Laugh Factory [Paraphrase]


Strippers don’t like it when you get change for $20 from the stage. 

- Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

Strippers don’t like it when you get change for $20 from the stage. 

- Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

(Source: sadpeopletalking)

8/10-11. Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 7:30&9:00PM. $20. Featuring Mark Serritella, Bryant Hicks, Mary Elizabeth Estes and more. Presented by Justin Harrison and Leslie Small. Advance Tickets: Here.

8/10-11. Jerrod Carmichael @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 7:30&9:00PM. $20. Featuring Mark Serritella, Bryant Hicks, Mary Elizabeth Estes and more. Presented by Justin Harrison and Leslie Small. Advance Tickets: Here.

The Champs featuring Neil Brennan, Moshe Kasher and DJ Dougpound. Episode 1. Jerrod Carmichael. Download Link: Here.

[This goof troop of comedic entities features a very cool mixture of radio deconstruction, absurdly offensive riffing and clumsy maneuvering through the Caverns of Political Correctness. All in all, the show is in good fun and sincerity. Favorite Quote This Episode: “This Ain’t Tuesday Muthafucka!”]

[Art by Anita Drieseberg]

Monday ~ For the People Comedy Anniversary @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. $15. Featuring Joey Guila, Frankie Quiñones, Cory Loykasek, Chris Storin, Marcella Arguello, Bryan Yang and Jerrod Carmichael

[It’s a celebration!]

Monday ~ For the People Comedy Anniversary @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. $15. Featuring Joey Guila, Frankie Quiñones, Cory Loykasek, Chris Storin, Marcella Arguello, Bryan Yang and Jerrod Carmichael

[It’s a celebration!]