scovill:

Jordan Morris & Jesse Thorn

Infantile: Jesse Thorn

(Source: jessethorn)

liezlwashere:

SF Sketchfest | Judge John Hodgman | 01.25.13

Hodgman presides over a case in which this lady tries to pass off her poodle as a service dog in public areas like the BART, the bus and classrooms. She’s training her dog herself.

Also, she has no certifications in training her dog as a service dog.

Jesse Thorn and His Talented Friends Are Going on a Boat Trip and You’re Invited (via Splitsider)

[Noted Native, Jesse Thorn, is turning water into wine and wine into urine, which translates into some pretty hefty partying. The comedy portion alone looks insane, and if you’re of a noble bank account ($690), go get nautical. Also, please bring me with you.]