Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]

Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]

Rolling w/ Keith Lowell Jensen: Episode 9. The Pigeonhole. Directed by Danielle Mandella. Cameos by Karinda Dobbins, Jessica Sele, Dhaya Lakshminarayanan and Mike Patten.

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

3/9. Cynic Cave w/ DJ Real @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Brandie Posey, Jessica Sele, Brendan McGowan, Alison Stevenson, Nathan Hibib, Keith D’Souza and Ben DelCastillo. Hosted Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 

3/9. Cynic Cave w/ DJ Real @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Brandie Posey, Jessica Sele, Brendan McGowan, Alison Stevenson, Nathan Hibib, Keith D’Souza and Ben DelCastillo. Hosted Kevin O’Shea and George Chen

"Anyone here ever cry and come at the same time before? … My set turns people on, or at least makes [couples] appreciate each other."

— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]


I wanted to end my life but I remembered that The Hobbit is coming out in a couple of weeks.

- Jessica Sele @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]

I wanted to end my life but I remembered that The Hobbit is coming out in a couple of weeks.

- Jessica Sele @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]

(via throughthenightandmoonlight)

"I used to think I did comedy to understand the chaos of the universe, but I realize I just want to have a drink and not be alone."

— Jessica Sele @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase] 


"I beat my girlfriend at skeeball so that means I get to ‘bottom’ tonight… I might not have a girlfriend after this."

- Jessica Sele @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]

"I beat my girlfriend at skeeball so that means I get to ‘bottom’ tonight… I might not have a girlfriend after this."

- Jessica Sele @ Kimball’s [Paraphrase]