"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."
— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
"You need holes! HOOOOOLES!"
— Caitlin Gill on requisite gender ratios at orgies @ Sports Basement [Paraphrase]
"I have a pretty big dick… for a girl"
— Matt Lieb @ Christy’s on the Square [Paraphrase]
"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."
— Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"
— Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."
— Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."
— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]