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May 19, 2013
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"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."

— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]

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May 19, 2013
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“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.” - Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase] [Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”

- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

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May 19, 2013
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"You need holes! HOOOOOLES!"

— Caitlin Gill on requisite gender ratios at orgies @ Sports Basement [Paraphrase]

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May 11, 2013
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“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.” - Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase] [Photo by Leo Hochberg]

“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.”

- Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

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May 10, 2013
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"I have a pretty big dick… for a girl"

— Matt Lieb @ Christy’s on the Square [Paraphrase]

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May 08, 2013
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"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

— Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

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May 08, 2013
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"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"

— Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

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May 08, 2013
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"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

— Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

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May 08, 2013
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“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.” - Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase] [Photo by Andrew Moore]

“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

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May 07, 2013
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"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."

— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

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