“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”

- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

“I’m a four in a nine’s body. I know all you see up here is eyelashes and gams, but inside it’s no bueno.”

- Eric Dadourian @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kyle Mizono]

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Keepin’ it short and sweet in TimeOut New York

"You put the “UTI” in beautiful"

— Albert Corado’s “hypothetically dismal” pick-up line @ The Flying Pig [Paraphrase]

"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."

— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]


“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”

- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto. [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

“It’s a mad scramble to finding some guy who’s baby they would keep.”

- Kate Willett on her friends nearing 30 @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto[Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"You need holes! HOOOOOLES!"

Caitlin Gill on requisite gender ratios at orgies @ Sports Basement [Paraphrase]


“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.”

- Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.”

- Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"I have a pretty big dick… for a girl"

Matt Lieb @ Christy’s on the Square [Paraphrase]

"I don’t want to be 30. People say “30 is the new 20”, but I was a mess at 20."

Kimberly Rose Wendt @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"

Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]