"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."
— Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]
"Forget wishing for a heart, if I were the Tin Man I would go to Chipotle and watch pretty girls eat foil-wrapped burritos."
— Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
"I like porn. I like porn so much I jerk off before so I can finish the whole clip."
— Christopher John @ Vice Principals of Comedy/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"Fuck the police: they’re notoriously attentive lovers."
— Molly Sanchez @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"I like homemade porn because I feel like a guest… I feel like they invited me over for dinner and let me stay after dessert."
— Adrian McNair @ Penelope Bar [Paraphrase]
"Calm down. Cause I feel the tension from y’all. Y’all want me to do so well, I want to do so well for you, but let’s relax and enjoy whatever the fuck happens."
— Richard Pryor (SF70s, Legend) (from Live on the Sunset Strip)
"There’s only two types of people in this world: racist bigots and racist bigots who feel guilty about it."
— Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]