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April 12, 2013
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"Does anybody know where glitter comes from? [Ignorant silence] Doesn’t that bother anybody?! … It’s probably made by the government. They made AIDS and crack, why not glitter?"

— Jeremy Talamantes @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

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April 12, 2013
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"If I had to dress like you, I’d kill myself."

— Al, the audience member, towards Chris Schiappacasse @ Portal’s Tavern

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April 10, 2013
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"I realized how much money I could make if I didn’t care about sex."

— Nicole Calasich on a recent hackathon @ Portal’s Tavern

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April 09, 2013
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"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"

— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]

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April 07, 2013
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"The only German word I know is “Pabst”, which I think is German for “Tecate”."

— Sean Keane @ MACLA/The Colossal Show [Paraphrase]

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April 06, 2013
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"Every time I put on make-up I can’t help but feeling like a Lost Boy getting ready to attack Captain Hook"

— Aly Jones @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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April 01, 2013
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“This is something real, I was recently told to go back to Mexico…” - George Chen on mistaken identity @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase] [Photo by Elise Kane]

“This is something real, I was recently told to go back to Mexico…”

- George Chen on mistaken identity @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Elise Kane]

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April 01, 2013
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“Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives.” - Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

“Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives.”

- Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

(Source: sexgamesandrocknroll)

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March 25, 2013
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"There’s no more history on the History Channel; it’s all “Pawn Stars” and “Storage Nonsense”. It used to be a bunch of Hitler showers, but they don’t do that anymore, and somehow, now, it’s worse."

— David Nguyen @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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March 23, 2013
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"If you’ve spent two hours looking at a Facebook profile, you’re not a stalker, you’re just a boring fucking person."

— David Gborie on Facebook Stalkers @ Club Deluxe/Live at Deluxe.

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