"I either need to stop drinking in bars, or stop owning a cellphone"
— Josh Argyle @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
"Thank you Harry S. Truman and the Red Scare for giving us a place to do comedy."
— Josh Argyle @ The SF Comedy Cellar.
"Fuck you Philip, I hope your dick gets diabetes!"
— Josh Argyle (dealing with a dirty child that stuck a gummy bear up his urethra.) [Paraphrase]
![Josh Argyle DVD Cover by. Caitlin Brandon
[One of my favorite comedians and a continuous grinder is getting his Too $hort on by slinging jokes and merchandise. What would Too $hort’s comedy be like? Oh man, could you imagine? And if he gets heckled, he already has a disarming catchphrase.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0ifgiVAh1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"Of course I’ll be a samurai lawyer!"
— Josh Argyle
![Tonight: Big Damn Productions Comedy Showcase @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. $10. 7:30 PM. ALL AGES. Featuring Chris Riggins, Andrew Holmgren, Josh Argyle, David Gborie, Isaac Sherbin, Stephen Ku and headliner Andrew Moore. Hosted by. Dash Kwiatkowski.
[Bad ass show].](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libsf9aaiH1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Tonight: Big Damn Productions Comedy Showcase @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. $10. 7:30 PM. ALL AGES. Featuring Chris Riggins, Andrew Holmgren, Josh Argyle, David Gborie, Isaac Sherbin, Stephen Ku and headliner Andrew Moore. Hosted by. Dash Kwiatkowski.
[Bad ass show].
