"I’ve got a zombie tattooed on my arm that says, “we are going to eat you”. I got that when I was 40-pounds lighter, so now it just seems like an imminent threat to, like, a buffet!"
— Josh Marcus @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase] (Full Set: Here @ 1:00:41)
"I’m like a lethargic Juggernaut, except I don’t have a crystal in my forehead! … The thing that can stop lethargic Juggernaut is a crowd."
— Josh Marcus plowing through a set @ Sports Basement/Good Times at the Grotto [Paraphrase]
"We’re killing imaginary babies left and right!"
— Josh Marcus @ Deco
"I’m sweating for Eric Barry!"
— Josh Marcus @ Milk Bar