Today is Julian Vance’s birthday. Happy Birthday Julian. This is his manifesto recorded with his friend and fellow Stroy Moyd (WARNING, MATERIAL MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WHITE PEOPLE AND LITTLE PEOPLE AND MEXICANS)

"Pants on the Ground" by. Yung Dick and the Dick Ryders featuring Julian Vance and Greg Edwards.

[Max Neal cameo!]

"Fucking fascists… I’m not sure what that means."

— Julian Vance ranting

I had a lot of fun writing this; too much fun actually. The back and forth guffaws between me and Julian were omitted for cohesion. None the less, I’m really glad how this came out, thanks to Julian for being interviewed. 

This is much more of an editorial than an interview. The full interview without all the formalities will be posted on this blog as soon as I transcribe it.

Melanie O’Brien and Julian Vance by. Kristee Ono

[Very funny].

Melanie O’Brien and Julian Vance by. Kristee Ono

[Very funny].

"This is some devil shit! I’m a Christian!"

— Julian Vance [watching an impromptu magician]

Trailer for the Sylvan Productions: Something Something Shindig. 3/13/2011. Rockit Room. 406 Clement St. 8 PM. 21+ $5. Featuring Donny Divanian, Julian Vance, Conrad Roth and Kevin Munroe. [Stock footage + O Fortuna. Gotta love the Sylvan crew].

Retro: Five Black Brothers and One Mexican

Featuring: Big Al Gonzales, Greg Edwards, DC Ervin, Julian Vance, Marvin Deloatch Jr., Stroy

All Black Everything by. Kiko Briez

[Did you sleep on darkness? If so you missed greatness. OJ, David Gborie, Jabari Davis, Karinda Dobbins, Bryant Hicks, Chris Riggins, Tony Sparks, Julian Vance]. 

All Black Everything by. Kiko Briez

[Did you sleep on darkness? If so you missed greatness. OJ, David Gborie, Jabari Davis, Karinda Dobbins, Bryant Hicks, Chris Riggins, Tony Sparks, Julian Vance]. 

"High Titty!"

— Julian Vance before jumping up and delivering a high-five to the buxom mermaid at iL Pirata