1/24. Tickled Pink! Comedy @ Cafe Royale. 800 Post St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring Jason Dove, Chris Riggins, Shanti Charan, Duat Mai and Justin Scales. Hosted and Produced by Stefani Silverman.

1/24. Tickled Pink! Comedy @ Cafe Royale. 800 Post St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring Jason Dove, Chris Riggins, Shanti Charan, Duat Mai and Justin Scales. Hosted and Produced by Stefani Silverman.


Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]

Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]

Apparel: Justin Scales T-Shirt. It reads: “J-E-E-N-N-N-Y-Y-Y-!!! I Told You When I Brought You to This Park That I Live Here. 

Apparel: Justin Scales T-Shirt. It reads: “J-E-E-N-N-N-Y-Y-Y-!!! I Told You When I Brought You to This Park That I Live Here. 

4/8. Justin Scales Benefit/Comedy Show @ Viracocha. 9PM. $5 Donation. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Trevor Hill, Kurt Weitzmann, Kevin Camia and Caitlin Gill.
A message from Justin Scales:

OOOOps, I did it again. After I engaged in an enthusiastic bout of St. Paddy’s day drunken wrestling it was decided by a nearby wall that I should lose. The good news is I will never drink again. Most times I can handle my liquor, when I can’t it ends up in the hospital so fuck it! I quit! Come because you love me, come because it’s cheap, come because you want to see if i’m funny sober, come because you like to come. 
5 bucks minimum donation. proceeds go to the victims of walls on Folsom Street. Wait, I always get hurt on Folsom Street. I bet if I ever go to prison it’ll be Folsom State. Other hilarious comics will also be performing. so far Brendan Lynch, Trevor Hill, Kurt Weitzmann, Kevin Camia, Caitlin Gill!!!

4/8. Justin Scales Benefit/Comedy Show @ Viracocha. 9PM. $5 Donation. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Trevor Hill, Kurt Weitzmann, Kevin Camia and Caitlin Gill.

A message from Justin Scales:

OOOOps, I did it again. After I engaged in an enthusiastic bout of St. Paddy’s day drunken wrestling it was decided by a nearby wall that I should lose. The good news is I will never drink again. Most times I can handle my liquor, when I can’t it ends up in the hospital so fuck it! I quit! Come because you love me, come because it’s cheap, come because you want to see if i’m funny sober, come because you like to come. 

5 bucks minimum donation. proceeds go to the victims of walls on Folsom Street. Wait, I always get hurt on Folsom Street. I bet if I ever go to prison it’ll be Folsom State. Other hilarious comics will also be performing. so far Brendan Lynch, Trevor Hill, Kurt Weitzmann, Kevin Camia, Caitlin Gill!!!

"I know where in the South of Market and were not supposed to feel joy, but lets break that stereotype!"

— Justin Scales @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

Justin Scales @ Tourettes Without Regrets

Justin Scales @ Tourettes Without Regrets

"Getting a blow job from Condoleezza Rice is like playing a game of Operation. Don’t hit the sides or she’ll wake up!"

— Justin Scales [Paraphrased]

7/25/2011. Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8 PM. Featuring Justin Scales, Bobby Guap, Gary “Cornbread” Anderson, Rich Dreyling and Jamie DeWolf.

[Some of my closest friends in comedy are on this show making their Punch Line debut. I’m very proud of them. Also, Justin Scales is headlining this night, noteworthy because the Punch Line is a china shop and Justin is a bull. Scales is infamous in the Bay as a very scrappy performer, a verbal wolverine, and a general iconoclast. Kudos to the Scalesman.]

7/25/2011. Big Al’s Big Ass Comedy Show @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8 PM. Featuring Justin Scales, Bobby Guap, Gary “Cornbread” Anderson, Rich Dreyling and Jamie DeWolf.

[Some of my closest friends in comedy are on this show making their Punch Line debut. I’m very proud of them. Also, Justin Scales is headlining this night, noteworthy because the Punch Line is a china shop and Justin is a bull. Scales is infamous in the Bay as a very scrappy performer, a verbal wolverine, and a general iconoclast. Kudos to the Scalesman.]

Retro: “Scaled” Straight (Comic Reeducation) featuring Justin Scales, David Wiswell, Jane Haze, Julian Vance, John Brown and more…

[The more being: Caitlin Gill, Kevin O’Shea, Max Neal, and Greg Edwards]

Justin Scales @ Tourettes Without Regrets