"Just Waxin’ My Balls" by Keith D

Last night, at the request of our favorite bar/headquarters, Dirty Trix, we performed stand-up in at a singles meet-up event. Worst idea ever. A loud, unconcerned audience full of drunks over the age of 30. I took the opportunity to live-tweet the event. Here are the Photobooth pictures currently swimming in my tweet-stream.

11/19. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. FREE. 9PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Keith D, Mean Dave, Rodney Allen Parker and hosted by Andrew Holmgren.
[New Saturday Coolness]

11/19. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. FREE. 9PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Keith D, Mean Dave, Rodney Allen Parker and hosted by Andrew Holmgren.

[New Saturday Coolness]

"Have you guys heard of the Punch Line? Well I’m banned from there, but your next comedian has performed there and all over the Bay Area…"

— Hosting Keith D, bringing up Roman Leo @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

11/5. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Roman Leo, David Gborie, Donny Divanian and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Keith D.

11/5. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Roman Leo, David Gborie, Donny Divanian and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Keith D.

10/15. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Miles K, Lydia Popovich, Keith D, and OJ Patterson. Hosted Andrew Holmgren.

[The best place to see me in my natural habitat. With a zebra leg in my mouth. Carnivorous comedy.]

10/15. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Miles K, Lydia Popovich, Keith D, and OJ Patterson. Hosted Andrew Holmgren.

[The best place to see me in my natural habitat. With a zebra leg in my mouth. Carnivorous comedy.]

10/3. Chris Garcia @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351  Polk  St. SF. Free before  8. $3 After 8.  Feat Daryus Monday, Keith D, Matt Lieb, and Kollin Holtz

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and     then  there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8     and  tickets are $3 afterwards.
(via Facebook)

10/3. Chris Garcia @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. Free before 8. $3 After 8. Feat Daryus Monday, Keith D, Matt Lieb, and Kollin Holtz

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and tickets are $3 afterwards.

(via Facebook)

Happy Birthday Keith D. It’s finna get ridiculous.

Comedy Theme Song: Ruff Ryder’s Anthem by. DMX

[Keith D made the point that the Ruff Ryder Anthem being extremely racist if DMX were white]

"Won’t Let Ya Party" by. Keith D . Recorded Live @ Sweeney’s Bar and Grill in Brentwood, CA.