"I may not be the funniest comedian tonight but Keith D doesn’t pander"

Keith D on “ra ra comedy” before getting applause @ Milk Bar/It’s Only Two Minutes [Paraphrase]


"You might be looking at me like I’m a cool muthafucka. You should see me when I’m by myself. I’m a cool ass muthafucka, when I’m by myself, Jack! That’s right, I talk like a [19]70s pimp when I’m by myself.”

– Keith D’Souza @ La Rocca’s Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"You might be looking at me like I’m a cool muthafucka. You should see me when I’m by myself. I’m a cool ass muthafucka, when I’m by myself, Jack! That’s right, I talk like a [19]70s pimp when I’m by myself.”

Keith D’Souza @ La Rocca’s Open Mic [Paraphrase]

Do you like Horror Movies? Do you like comedy? Do you like talking shit during said horror movie with said comedians? Well go to this if you can (or if you DAAAAARRE!?). Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!

handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.
January’s Topic: Movies!
On Friday 1/3, Casey Ley (SXSW), Vince Mancini (FilmDrunk), Leslie Small (Cobb’s), Joey Devine (SF Sketchfest), Keith D’souza (SF Punchline) and Andre Parker (Fresh Like Cadaver) will join Trevor in making fun of their favorite films from Ben-Hur to Bio-Dome.
Hand to Mouth: MoviesFriday, January 3rd @ 10:00PMThe Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.
Every First Friday of the Month!
Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.

January’s Topic: Movies!

On Friday 1/3, Casey Ley (SXSW), Vince Mancini (FilmDrunk), Leslie Small (Cobb’s), Joey Devine (SF Sketchfest), Keith D’souza (SF Punchline) and Andre Parker (Fresh Like Cadaver) will join Trevor in making fun of their favorite films from Ben-Hur to Bio-Dome.

Hand to Mouth: Movies
Friday, January 3rd @ 10:00PM
The Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)
Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.

Every First Friday of the Month!

Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

Keith D and Audience in... Too Late Now

  • Keith D'Souza: It's cold right now. I so cold that you would go into a basement and watch comedians play video games... (to audience) Are you guys huge video game fanatics?
  • Audience Member: No, we came to the wrong show.
  • Keith D'Souza: Well, it's too late now! The doors are locked!