"My fat is so gay that I have rainbow stretch marks" 

- Keon Kobra @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

"My fat is so gay that I have rainbow stretch marks" 

- Keon Kobra @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

Sketch Saturday: WRESTLE-GANZA featuring Ryan Cronin, Bert DeVietri, and Keon Kobra

(Source: nightlifeonmars)

"A West-Coast general strike is happening on December 12, 2011… Last time I occupied it turned into a big party!"

— Keon Kobra @ OccupySF [Paraphrase]

10/25. The Rejects of Stand-Up @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8 PM. Feat Johnny Squires, Suraj Menon, Chris Schiappacasse, Stephen Ferris, Sweet Gail, Vahé Hova and Keon Kobra.

10/25. The Rejects of Stand-Up @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8 PM. Feat Johnny Squires, Suraj Menon, Chris Schiappacasse, Stephen Ferris, Sweet Gail, Vahé Hova and Keon Kobra.

Thursday Comedy Shows (5/5/2011)

Rock and Roll Comedy Showcase @ Kingman’s Ivy Room. 860 San Pablo Ave. Albany. 9 PM. $5. Featuring Jesse Elias, Daryus Monday, John Hoogasian, Amy Miller, OJ Patterson (me) and many more. Brought to you by Keon Kobra. [Stacked effin line-up. I’ll be performing extra hard out of respect to my uber talented colleagues]

The Historic Brainwash Open Mic. 1122 Folsom St. SF. Sign Ups: 6:30. Show: 7-11ish. Hosted by the Legendary Tony Sparks.

San Francisco Comedy Cellar Open Mic. 222 Hyde St. SF. 20 5-Minute Spots via Lottery. 6:30 PM Drawing. 7:00 PM Show. Full Bar + Pizza. Brought to you by Set Up, Punch.

San Francisco Comedy Cellar Open Mic. 222 Hyde St. SF. 20 5-Minute Spots via Lottery. 6:30 PM Drawing. 7:00 PM Show. Full Bar + Pizza. Brought to you by Set Up, Punch.

Toolbox Presents: “She Haw” @ Club 93. 93 9th St. SF. Free. 9PM-2AM. 11 PM Show. Featuring Andrew Roberts, Natasha Muse and Nicole Turley.  

Tourettes Without Regrets. 630 3rd St. Oakland. $10. 8 PM. All Ages. Featuring Steve Danner, Brendan Lynch and Caitlin Gill. 

Hannibal Buress @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. Also Featuring Chris Garcia and David Huntsberger

Tonight: Keon Kobra’s Rock n’ Roll Comedy Showcase @ Time Out Bar. 1822 Grant St. Concord, CA. 10 PM. $5. Featuring Mary Van Note, Reggie Matthews, Kat Bryson, Roman Leo, Vahé Hova, Chris Schiappacasse, Duat Mai and more. Music by Bad Touch. Hosted by. Keon Kobra.
[East Bay residents, this is the most entertaining show East of the tunnel, I assure you. The Bay Area’s finest coming to you at more than a reasonable price. Start your hangover early out in Concord.]

Tonight: Keon Kobra’s Rock n’ Roll Comedy Showcase @ Time Out Bar. 1822 Grant St. Concord, CA. 10 PM. $5. Featuring Mary Van Note, Reggie Matthews, Kat Bryson, Roman Leo, Vahé Hova, Chris Schiappacasse, Duat Mai and more. Music by Bad Touch. Hosted by. Keon Kobra.

[East Bay residents, this is the most entertaining show East of the tunnel, I assure you. The Bay Area’s finest coming to you at more than a reasonable price. Start your hangover early out in Concord.]

Tonight: Mean Dave’s Mean Comedy Show @ Mardi Gras Lounge. (Music + Showcase + Open Mic). 1628 El Camino Real. Redwood City, CA. Sign-Ups: 8:00 PM. Show: 9:00 PM. Free. Featuring Chris Schiappacasse, Keon Kobra and Andrew Roberts.

[P.S. Not that mean. Quite cordial in fact.]

Tonight: Mean Dave’s Mean Comedy Show @ Mardi Gras Lounge. (Music + Showcase + Open Mic). 1628 El Camino Real. Redwood City, CA. Sign-Ups: 8:00 PM. Show: 9:00 PM. Free. Featuring Chris Schiappacasse, Keon Kobra and Andrew Roberts.

[P.S. Not that mean. Quite cordial in fact.]

Keon Kobra

Keon Kobra

The Mary Van Note New Years Eve 2010 [Complete]

Keon Kobra by. Larry Rivera

By the way it’s Keon’s birthday. I’ve seen him go from mild-manner standard guy telling jokes about his mixed heritage to creating “Keon Kobra”, a hilariously dark character with angsty determination. He probably has the best joke with the word “bat blood” in it, and I’m proud of the strides he’s made over the time I’ve known him.

Keon Kobra by. Larry Rivera

By the way it’s Keon’s birthday. I’ve seen him go from mild-manner standard guy telling jokes about his mixed heritage to creating “Keon Kobra”, a hilariously dark character with angsty determination. He probably has the best joke with the word “bat blood” in it, and I’m proud of the strides he’s made over the time I’ve known him.