"Yo momma so dyslexic she sucked my crack for dick!"
— Kevin Munroe @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]
"I’ve performed in front of empty chairs and tables all over this country… I’m glad they didn’t turn off the TV’s so that I can watch guys my size make millions of dollars. I’m getting paid in chicken strips. I should have done something with my life!"
— Kevin Munroe @ Masses Sports Bar and Grill [Paraphrase]