- Mimi Vilmenay: I thought Herman Cain played for the Giants. I didn't know, I don't pay attention to politics. I went to home school.
- Matt Gubser (muttering, in audience): They don't teach about black people at home school.
— Ricky Luna @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
— Ricky Luna defending his use of the “n-word” @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
- [Female Audience Member gets up to leave]
- Nato Green: Don't you leave!
- Female Audience Member: I gotta pee!
- Nato Green: Pee right there, pee in that cup! ... I need you to keep staring at me judgmentally.
- Female Audience Member: I'll judge you from the bathroom!