"I killed somebody in cold blood. I drowned them in it."

— Christopher John @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]


"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I don’t do open-mic comedy for the laughs. I do it for the peace and quiet."

Mean Dave @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]


"[Alexis Texas] make me feel weird to watch her porn. She says she will never do a interracial scene with a black guy. I still jerk off to her clips but I after I come I feel like an Uncle Tom."

- Daryus Monday @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"[Alexis Texas] make me feel weird to watch her porn. She says she will never do a interracial scene with a black guy. I still jerk off to her clips but I after I come I feel like an Uncle Tom."

- Daryus Monday @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]


"I saw this guy in a club the other day that was filling women with water and vinegar. What a douche! Yeah, I said it!"

- Bob Lieberman @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Corie Gipson]

"I saw this guy in a club the other day that was filling women with water and vinegar. What a douche! Yeah, I said it!"

- Bob Lieberman @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Corie Gipson]