"They say the South will rise again. Well, shit does float"

– Kurt Weitzmann @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"They say the South will rise again. Well, shit does float"

Kurt Weitzmann @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

Hysterical Historical San Francisco w/ Kurt Weitzmann, Every Sunday Until July 28th @ Shelton Theater. 533 Sutter St. SF. $15-45. 7PM. Goldstar. BrownPaperTickets.

The Shelton Theater in conjunction with Comedy on the Square presents a fun evening featuring acclaimed comic Kurt Weitzmann in his hilarious one man show. At 7:00 p.m., Kurt Weitzmann’s “Hysterical, Historical San Francisco” does the impossible: proves that San Francisco is funnier than it already is.  

Hysterical Historical San Francisco w/ Kurt Weitzmann, Every Sunday Until July 28th @ Shelton Theater. 533 Sutter St. SF. $15-45. 7PM. Goldstar. BrownPaperTickets.

The Shelton Theater in conjunction with Comedy on the Square presents a fun evening featuring acclaimed comic Kurt Weitzmann in his hilarious one man show. At 7:00 p.m., Kurt Weitzmann’s “Hysterical, Historical San Francisco” does the impossible: proves that San Francisco is funnier than it already is.  


"I could never masturbate in front of a dog… because they smell fear."

- Kurt Weitzmann @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

"I could never masturbate in front of a dog… because they smell fear."

- Kurt Weitzmann @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Leo Hochberg]

12/7-8. Kurt Weitzmann’s Hysterical Historical San Francisco @ Alcove Theater. 414 Mason St. SF. 9PM. $12.50-25. Half Price Tickets: Here. 

Kurt Weitzmann, who founded such Bay Area sketch groups as Nervous Laughter and the SF Weekly parody SF Weakly, takes on the Bay Area in this special holiday edition of his comedy show, Hysterical Historical San Francisco. Weitzmann has been performing stand-up since 1987, appearing on Comedy Central, MTV, The Vancouver Comedy Festival and in San Francisco’s Sketchfest. In addition to his album Talented, Weitzmann wrote and directed the film Last Call. In this stand-up show, Weitzmann turns to his city for inspiration, poking fun at everything from the Barbary Coast to Haight-Ashbury (and every neighborhood in between).

12/7-8. Kurt Weitzmann’s Hysterical Historical San Francisco @ Alcove Theater. 414 Mason St. SF. 9PM. $12.50-25. Half Price Tickets: Here

Kurt Weitzmann, who founded such Bay Area sketch groups as Nervous Laughter and the SF Weekly parody SF Weakly, takes on the Bay Area in this special holiday edition of his comedy show, Hysterical Historical San Francisco. Weitzmann has been performing stand-up since 1987, appearing on Comedy Central, MTV, The Vancouver Comedy Festival and in San Francisco’s Sketchfest. In addition to his album Talented, Weitzmann wrote and directed the film Last Call. In this stand-up show, Weitzmann turns to his city for inspiration, poking fun at everything from the Barbary Coast to Haight-Ashbury (and every neighborhood in between).

9/23. Bear Comedy Night @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, David Gborie, Nick Leonard, Antwan Johnson, Rich Dreyling, Bobby Salem, Alex Q. Huffman, Tommy Broome and Big Al Gonzales. Hosted by Charlie Ballard. Tickets Available: Here. 

Grrrrr !!!! Bear Comedy Night features our favorite plus size comedians! Bring some honey and they’ll bring the funny!
The Hella Gay Comedy Show series features the best gay and gay friendly comedians in the Bay Area.  For more info about us, please visit our facebook page:
www.facebook.com/hellagaycomedyshow

9/23. Bear Comedy Night @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, David Gborie, Nick Leonard, Antwan Johnson, Rich Dreyling, Bobby Salem, Alex Q. Huffman, Tommy Broome and Big Al Gonzales. Hosted by Charlie Ballard. Tickets Available: Here

Grrrrr !!!! Bear Comedy Night features our favorite plus size comedians! Bring some honey and they’ll bring the funny!

The Hella Gay Comedy Show series features the best gay and gay friendly comedians in the Bay Area.  For more info about us, please visit our facebook page:

www.facebook.com/hellagaycomedyshow

8/2-3. Greg Proops @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann and Sammy Obeid. More Information: Here. Tickets Available: Here.

[The honorable and decorated Greg Proops returns home, to lavishly and loquaciously lacquer the entirety of San Francisco with his debonaire charm and grace.]
[Photo by Steve Agee]

8/2-3. Greg Proops @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann and Sammy Obeid. More Information: Here. Tickets Available: Here.

[The honorable and decorated Greg Proops returns home, to lavishly and loquaciously lacquer the entirety of San Francisco with his debonaire charm and grace.]

[Photo by Steve Agee]

5/3. Comedy Bodega @ Esta Noche. 3079 16th St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, Marga + Persia, Milo Klein, Dash Kwiatkowski and Todd Michael Martin.

5/3. Comedy Bodega @ Esta Noche. 3079 16th St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, Marga + Persia, Milo Klein, Dash Kwiatkowski and Todd Michael Martin.

Comedy Theme Song: “Butterfly Kisses” by Bob Carlisle

[You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Kurt Weitzmann perform this at karaoke.]

4/26. Showcase/Interview Show/Open Mic @ Vitus. 201 Broadway. Oakland. Free. 7:00-9:30PM. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, Howard Stone, Jessica Sele and Zeke Greenwald. Special Guest: Ron Funches. Hosted by OJ Patterson. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

You are cordially invited to the Sylvan Showcase, a one-of-a-kind comedy carnaval in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (he knows), the Sylvan Showcase provides ample introduction to the greater Bay Area comedy community. Following each act, a cool interview provides further jokes, elaboration and entertainment. 
This week’s spotlight performers:
Kurt Weitzmann (bombastic satirist, ignorance enthusiast)
Howard Stone (Brass bohem, off center philosopher ).
Jessica Sele (Bemusing syncopation, hilarious, self-aware)
Zeke Greenwald (forthcoming, odd, barefoot, Sylvan Productions)
&
Special Guest
Ron Funches (Portlandish, soft-spoken, hard-hitter)
Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 7:00-8:15pm. Sign-up: 6:30pm. 
Of course, Vitus wouldn’t be Vitus without the food, drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, cheap food, and cheap drinks is a no brainer.
So come, relax, hang out, participate, get involved and get in to it. 
Thank You.
- Sylvan Productions

4/26. Showcase/Interview Show/Open Mic @ Vitus. 201 Broadway. Oakland. Free. 7:00-9:30PM. Featuring Kurt Weitzmann, Howard Stone, Jessica Sele and Zeke Greenwald. Special Guest: Ron Funches. Hosted by OJ Patterson. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

You are cordially invited to the Sylvan Showcase, a one-of-a-kind comedy carnaval in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (he knows), the Sylvan Showcase provides ample introduction to the greater Bay Area comedy community. Following each act, a cool interview provides further jokes, elaboration and entertainment. 

This week’s spotlight performers:

Kurt Weitzmann (bombastic satirist, ignorance enthusiast)

Howard Stone (Brass bohem, off center philosopher ).

Jessica Sele (Bemusing syncopation, hilarious, self-aware)

Zeke Greenwald (forthcoming, odd, barefoot, Sylvan Productions)

&

Special Guest

Ron Funches (Portlandish, soft-spoken, hard-hitter)

Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 7:00-8:15pm. Sign-up: 6:30pm. 

Of course, Vitus wouldn’t be Vitus without the food, drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, cheap food, and cheap drinks is a no brainer.

So come, relax, hang out, participate, get involved and get in to it. 

Thank You.

- Sylvan Productions

"If everybody was suicidal, there would be no wars… I can dream"

— Kurt Weitzmann @ Viracocha