"You know what really brought the world together? Pangea. If you catch my continental drift…. I hate myself."

Land SmithStork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

6/7. Talkies [1 Year Anniversary] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Jules Posner, Cliff Hengst, Jesse Elias, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane and Land Smith. Films by Greg Armstrong and David Enos. 
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6/7. Talkies [1 Year Anniversary] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Jules Posner, Cliff Hengst, Jesse Elias, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane and Land Smith. Films by Greg Armstrong and David Enos

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6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 
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MISERY INDEXMonday, June 3rd @ 8:00pmThe Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)3 blocks from 16th & Mission BARTNO COVER!
Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 
MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.
June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).
Every First Monday of the Month!
The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

6/3. Misery Index @ The Rite Spot. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring David Gborie, James Fluty, Jesse Elias, Karinda Dobbins, Christopher John, Land Smith, Sad Vicious and hosted by Trevor Hill. 

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MISERY INDEX
Monday, June 3rd @ 8:00pm
The Rite Spot (2099 Folsom @ 17th)
3 blocks from 16th & Mission BART
NO COVER!

Let’s face it. Things aren’t going great: a bad economy, a horrible job market, never ending wars, exorbitant rent prices, dysfunctional relationships, mental illness, addiction, poverty, corruption, STDs, Rihanna. While there isn’t a cure for all of life’s problems, there is a tonic… 

MISERY INDEX is a free, monthly show that brings together some of the most pessimistic, neurotic & dysfunctional individuals on the face of the planet: stand-up comedians. Take the edge off with cheap drinks and free laughs as these choleric comics direct their disdain towards all of society’s growing ills.

June’s lineup features maladjusted mirth makers David Gborie (Bridgetown Comedy Fest), James Fluty (Hand to Mouth), Jesse Elias (Outside Lands), Karinda Dobbins (Punch Line), Christopher John (Cobb’s) and Land Smith (Talkies) with special guests Sad Vicious (comedy/music/madness). Hosted by Trevor Hill (Hand to Mouth).

Every First Monday of the Month!

The Rite Spot is a cozy Mission dive that features local bands, comedians and performers. A rare San Francisco luxury set in an unpretentious atmosphere featuring Italian-American food, a full bar and an excellent wine list. “Aside from a little low conversation and the occasional clink of a glass, people are there to listen, and what they’re listening to is top-notch.” -SF Weekly

4/5. Sad People Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8pm. Featuring Jay Weingarten, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, Josef Anolin, Mary Van Note, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg and George Chen. 
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Friday April 5Sad People Talkies a crossover between the LA show Sad People Talking and the SF multimedia/powerpoint/video show Talkies.withKyle Mizono, Mary Van Note, Jay Weingarten, Josef Anolin, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg.$108 pm21+call ahead to reserve spots - 415-643-3373

4/5. Sad People Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. $10. 8pm. Featuring Jay Weingarten, Kyle Mizono, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, Josef Anolin, Mary Van Note, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg and George Chen. 

talkiesshow:

Friday April 5
Sad People Talkies 

a crossover between the LA show Sad People Talking and the SF multimedia/powerpoint/video show Talkies.
with
Kyle Mizono, Mary Van Note, Jay Weingarten, Josef Anolin, Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, Ahamed Weinberg.

$10
8 pm
21+
call ahead to reserve spots - 415-643-3373

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Sketch Saturday: “Body Switch” by Land Smith

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3/2. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Rajeev Dhar, Land Smith, Gabby Poccia, Clare O’Kane, OJ Patterson and Natasha Muse. Hosted by Matt Louv. Produced by Sylvan Productions. 

3/2. The Friend Zone @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Rajeev Dhar, Land Smith, Gabby Poccia, Clare O’Kane, OJ Patterson and Natasha Muse. Hosted by Matt Louv. Produced by Sylvan Productions

Courting Sketchfest: Land Smith and Nicole Calasich, Afterpartying. 

Courting Sketchfest: Land Smith and Nicole Calasich, Afterpartying. 

2/1. Talkies (Comedy+Film) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. $10. 8PM. Featuring George Chen, Anna Seregina, Chris Garcia, Jesse Elias, Josh Androsky, Cameron Esposito, Miles K., Clare O’Kane, Sad Vicious, and Land Smith. Films by David Enos + Joey Izzo. Presented by SF Sketch Fest. 
talkiesshow:


Talkies is a show for standups to work outside their regular routines; videos, powerpoint presentations, and characters are encouraged. Started by George Chen and Anna Seregina at the art space ATA, the show has moved to Lost Weekend Video’s Cinecave with the extended crew of Clare O’Kane, Jesse Elias, Miles K, and Land Smith. For this special Sketchfest edition they will be joined by San Jose’s Sad Vicious, Bay Area favorite Chris Garcia (The Business, WTF), skateboard rabbi Josh Androsky (Hamclown), and Cameron Esposito (SXSW, Bridgetown). The program includes short films by Joey Izzo and David Enos, among others.
PERFORMANCE INFO:
Friday, February 2, 8pm, Cinecave at Lost Weekend, 21+
Tickets available here

2/1. Talkies (Comedy+Film) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. $10. 8PM. Featuring George Chen, Anna Seregina, Chris Garcia, Jesse Elias, Josh Androsky, Cameron Esposito, Miles K., Clare O’Kane, Sad Vicious, and Land Smith. Films by David Enos + Joey Izzo. Presented by SF Sketch Fest. 

talkiesshow:

Talkies is a show for standups to work outside their regular routines; videos, powerpoint presentations, and characters are encouraged. Started by George Chen and Anna Seregina at the art space ATA, the show has moved to Lost Weekend Video’s Cinecave with the extended crew of Clare O’Kane, Jesse Elias, Miles K, and Land Smith. For this special Sketchfest edition they will be joined by San Jose’s Sad Vicious, Bay Area favorite Chris Garcia (The Business, WTF), skateboard rabbi Josh Androsky (Hamclown), and Cameron Esposito (SXSW, Bridgetown). The program includes short films by Joey Izzo and David Enos, among others.

PERFORMANCE INFO:

Friday, February 2, 8pm, Cinecave at Lost Weekend, 21+

Tickets available here

1/4. TALKIES (Film+Comedy) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring MOM, Philip Huang, Robert Pickle, Neel Nanda, Tushar Singh. Film by Joey Price and McQuaid Sisters. Hosted by Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen and Land Smith. 

1/4. TALKIES (Film+Comedy) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring MOM, Philip Huang, Robert Pickle, Neel Nanda, Tushar Singh. Film by Joey Price and McQuaid Sisters. Hosted by Anna Seregina, Jesse Elias, George Chen and Land Smith. 

I went on a date with a woman with the same name as my mom. Her name was Mommy Jameson. 
- Land Smith @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Kollin Holtz]

I went on a date with a woman with the same name as my mom. Her name was Mommy Jameson. 

- Land Smith @ SubMission/Any Last Words [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Kollin Holtz]