Talkies LA. Part 1 & 2. (via willscovill)

"I like listening to rap. It reminds me of my father, the rhyming, boastful, gun smuggler…Shout out to the 0-to-5 people watching the live stream. One of them is me. I left my computer open."

Land Smith @ #24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"Tea bags are a fun way to jazz up boiling water"

Land Smith @ Lost Weekend Video/The Mission Position [Paraphrase]

Courting Sketchfest: “A Raunchy Joke” by Land Smith. Recorded at Stage Werx Theater. [via rooftopcomedy]


“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

– Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

“‘Toys’R Us’, have you seen that sign? It looks a child designed it. [No crowd response] Fuck you guys. I’m going to make a grammatically correct toy story called “We’re Toys” and it will only be for the super wealthy.”

Land Smith @ Amnesia [Paraphrase]

Tonight: Hand to Mouth Comedy @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10pm. $5–8. Featuring John Ross, Jessica Sele, Land Smith, Stefani Silverman, Eli Olsberg, David Nguyen, Paco Romane and hosted by Trevor Hill.
handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.
November’s Topic: Fear!
On November 1st, comics John Ross (Comedy Central’s “Up Next”), Paco Romane (Best Comedian -SF Bay Guardian), Eli Olsberg (E!’s “Chelsea Lately”), Jessica Sele (Seattle Comedy Underground), David Nguyen (Colossal Show), Land Smith (Talkies) and Stefani Silverman (Tickled Pink!) will join Trevor in exploring fears, phobias, anxieties, panic attacks, nightmares, goosebumps and heebie-jeebies. So come find out what gives these funny peeps the creeps.
Hand to Mouth: FearFriday, November 1st @ 10:00PMThe Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.
Every First Friday of the Month!
Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

Tonight: Hand to Mouth Comedy @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 10pm. $5–8. Featuring John Ross, Jessica Sele, Land Smith, Stefani Silverman, Eli Olsberg, David Nguyen, Paco Romane and hosted by Trevor Hill.

handtomouthcomedy:

Trevor Hill presents Hand to Mouth: a monthly, topic-based comedy show where each edition explores a specific social, cultural or political issue. One show, one topic.

November’s Topic: Fear!

On November 1st, comics John Ross (Comedy Central’s “Up Next”), Paco Romane (Best Comedian -SF Bay Guardian), Eli Olsberg (E!’s “Chelsea Lately”), Jessica Sele (Seattle Comedy Underground), David Nguyen (Colossal Show), Land Smith (Talkies) and Stefani Silverman (Tickled Pink!) will join Trevor in exploring fears, phobias, anxieties, panic attacks, nightmares, goosebumps and heebie-jeebies. So come find out what gives these funny peeps the creeps.

Hand to Mouth: Fear
Friday, November 1st @ 10:00PM
The Dark Room (2263 Mission St.)
Cover: $5 Advance, $8 at the Door.

Every First Friday of the Month!

Facebook: facebook.com/handtomouthcomedy

Eventbrite - Hand to Mouth: Fear!

cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION
The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.
Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 
Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.
Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 
all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.
Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/
http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave
http://twitter.com/Cyniccave
Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/
 
September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias
plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION

The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.

Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 

Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.

Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 

all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.

Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/

http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave

http://twitter.com/Cyniccave

Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/

 

September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias

plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

Podcast: NSFW w/ Scott Robertson and Mary Alice McNab. Episode: “OJ Patterson & Land Smith”. Download Link: Here.

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7/5. Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Land Smith, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane, Sean Uyehara, Colleen Watson, Rajeev Dhar and Jane Harrison. 

7/5. Talkies @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Land Smith, Anna Seregina, Clare O’Kane, Sean Uyehara, Colleen Watson, Rajeev Dhar and Jane Harrison. 

6/16. Comedy Unplugged @ Studio SQ. 250 Napoleon St. SF. 7PM. Free w/ RSVP. Featuring Johan Miranda, Jules Posner, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, and George Chen. Hosted by Sierra Frost and OJ Patterson. Reserve Tickets, Message: sierra [at] studiosq [dot] com

6/16. Comedy Unplugged @ Studio SQ. 250 Napoleon St. SF. 7PM. Free w/ RSVP. Featuring Johan Miranda, Jules Posner, Clare O’Kane, Land Smith, and George Chen. Hosted by Sierra Frost and OJ Patterson. Reserve Tickets, Message: sierra [at] studiosq [dot] com