![“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.”
- Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e148a96392b25164a4b8be9fdcf05ee/tumblr_mmngdlYEUX1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I hope this night never ends! Because I’ll still be alone tomorrow.”
- Grant Lyon on being happysad drunk @ Christy’s On the Square [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]
![“I’m not a badass, I’m just a bad person”
- Max Curry @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e3241898d04e35dd0f8040f1c25323e/tumblr_meuj1zz4OF1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I’m not a badass, I’m just a bad person”
- Max Curry @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]
![“The vagina is warm enough as it is. It’s 98.6º. I’ve never been inside a woman and thought, ‘I feel a draft… Honey, did you close the anus?’”
- Brendan Lynch on vagina warming lubricant @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me62y1yByi1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“The vagina is warm enough as it is. It’s 98.6º. I’ve never been inside a woman and thought, ‘I feel a draft… Honey, did you close the anus?’”
- Brendan Lynch on vagina warming lubricant @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Leo Hochberg]
