4/28. Rajeev’s Big Nite Out @ Amnesia. 578 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $7. Featuring David Gborie, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, and Luke Lockfeld. Music by Sand City, the Cuss, and RAFA. Hosted by Rajeev Dhar. 

“It doesn’t matter if you laugh because I get to say I performed with Rappin’ 4-Tay”

- Luke Lockfeld @ Vitus 

3/30. Rappin’ 4-Tay @ Vitus. 201 Broadway St. Oakland. $20. 8PM. Featuring Marvellus “Marvelous Marv” Lucas, David Gborie, and Luke Lockfeld. Hosted by Chris Riggins. Tickets Available: Here.

They say “don’t let the bed bugs bite” but if you have bed bugs, and you sleep on that bed, they will bite you. That phrase should be changed to “sleep on the floor”.

- Luke Lockfeld @ Il Pirata 

3/2. Sylvan Takeover @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, David Gborie, Keith D., Luke Lockfeld and OJ Patterson. 

[We’re about to class the frack out of iL Pirata, the number one place to live and let loose. Every time you get all the Sylvan family together, the collective rambunctious energy is infectious. Added to that, iL Pirata is the best incubator for rowdy, sweaty, gut-wrenching comedy. AND, the best host in the Bay, Tony Sparks will be spreading a lot of love. I don’t know what else could convince you to come out. Free puppies?] 

1/21. Get Yucked Up @DirtyTrixSaloon . 408 Clement St. SF. 9PM. Free. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Justin Gomes, Alison Stevenson, and Luke Lockfeld. Hosted by Andrew Holmgren. 

A riot is the only cool time to commit arson. Any other time people are like ‘C’mon man, there was a building there… it was nice… kept you warm’

- Luke Lockfeld @ Brainwash Year End Show [Paraphrase]

Sylvan Open Improv by Clare O’Kane

[Luke, Andrew, Misha, Spencer, and Leo]