"I’m pretty poor. I went to a potluck the other day and I brought napkins. They were all like, “Why do these napkins have the Starbuck’s on them?"
— Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
"Does anybody else ever smoke weed all day and do comedy at night? Because that’s what’s my schedule is full of until my funeral date… which is too be announced."
— Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]