nbaoffseason:

"Bandwagon Haters": A die-hard LeBron hater bemoans all the recent haters jumping on the bandwagon for the playoffs. By Matt Lieb.

handtomouthcomedy:

Matt Lieb making the funny at last week’s Hand to Mouth. Sold out show. Thanks to everyone that came out. That was definitely one of the funnest topics we’ve tackled yet.
Next month’s topic: Embarrassment! 
You can get tix at: hand2mouth.eventbrite.com 
Every third Friday of the month at Lost Weekend.
And thanks to the hilarious Shanti Charan for the photo.

handtomouthcomedy:

Matt Lieb making the funny at last week’s Hand to Mouth. Sold out show. Thanks to everyone that came out. That was definitely one of the funnest topics we’ve tackled yet.

Next month’s topic: Embarrassment! 

You can get tix at: hand2mouth.eventbrite.com 

Every third Friday of the month at Lost Weekend.

And thanks to the hilarious Shanti Charan for the photo.

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]


4/5. Standup at the Knockout @ 3223 Mission St. Free. 7:30pm. Featuring David Gborie, Matt Lieb, Papp Johnson, Steve Post and Paloma Rosa. Hosted by Richard Toomer.
Tonight. DJ REAL headlines @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. No Cover. Featuring Jesse Fernandez, Matt Lieb and Joe Gorman.

Tonight. DJ REAL headlines @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. No Cover. Featuring Jesse Fernandez, Matt Lieb and Joe Gorman.

"You know how women say, ‘All men want is sex?’. Naw. I want a job… I’d rather have a job with benefits than a friend with benefits."

Matt Lieb @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

12/11. The Vice Principals of Comedy @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Matt Lieb, Natasha Muse, Johan Miranda, and Christopher John. Presented by Erik Krasner, Hayden Greif-Neill, Allison Mick and Jon Urlie. 

The Vice Principals Of Comedy are four up-and-coming stand-up comedians who are pretty cool once you get to know them. They’re running a monthly showcase with some of their favorite Bay Area comics as guests
Come see:
- headliner Matt Lieb (Mission Position, SF Sketchfest)
- Christopher John (Cynic Cave, SF Punchline)
- Johan Miranda (Ivy Room)
- Natasha Muse (Too Soon podcast, Punchline SF, Cobb’s Comedy Club)
and your Vice Principals: Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, Allison Mick, and Jon Urlie!

12/11. The Vice Principals of Comedy @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Matt Lieb, Natasha Muse, Johan Miranda, and Christopher John. Presented by Erik Krasner, Hayden Greif-Neill, Allison Mick and Jon Urlie. 

The Vice Principals Of Comedy are four up-and-coming stand-up comedians who are pretty cool once you get to know them. They’re running a monthly showcase with some of their favorite Bay Area comics as guests

Come see:

- headliner Matt Lieb (Mission Position, SF Sketchfest)

- Christopher John (Cynic Cave, SF Punchline)

- Johan Miranda (Ivy Room)

- Natasha Muse (Too Soon podcast, Punchline SF, Cobb’s Comedy Club)

and your Vice Principals: Hayden Greif-Neill, Erik Krasner, Allison Mick, and Jon Urlie!

Tonight: Uptown Almanac Presents Seanukkah @ Roxie Theater. 3117 16th St. SF. $7. Featuring Emily Heller, Chris Fairbanks, Joe Gorman, Andrew Holmgren, Alison Stevenson, Kelly Anneken, and Matt Lieb. Hosted by Sean Keane.
[Free Beer + Tits Line-Up = This]