"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."
— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
"Men are just hippie drag queens."
— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix
"I’m a bike mechanic because I’d rather be respected by man than being dated by them."
— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
