"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Kollin Holtz, Andrew Holmgren and May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix by Rachael Shapiro

Kollin Holtz, Andrew Holmgren and May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix by Rachael Shapiro

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix

"Men are just hippie drag queens."

— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix

"I’m a bike mechanic because I’d rather be respected by man than being dated by them."

— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]