"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"
— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]
Chris Riggins, risking life and limb at Oakland Art Murmur. Supported by Matt Gubser, Mean Dave and an obscured Adrian McNair
![“The only thing a white person is good for is losing money and getting it back.”
- Mean Dave on the perils of Anglo slavery @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c0a02420ab34dfb5d2b754c08071f686/tumblr_mi30qgPepc1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![“I saw Skyfall, and I learned that millions of people can be wrong. That movie was dumb.”
- Mean Dave @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebo23UvUg1rk9f4ho1_500.jpg)
“I saw Skyfall, and I learned that millions of people can be wrong. That movie was dumb.”
- Mean Dave @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]
(Source: heartshapedbox0)
It’s nights like tonight that makes me understand why Duke Ellington looks so disappointed.
- Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
Favorite Things of Last Night: Roman Leo Roast
Talking to Mean Dave is like being raped by an audio book - Christopher John
Fuck me, I’m roasting myself up here - Leo Zinger
I’ve seen a better muscle tone on a Chihuahua skeleton - Roman Leo on Miles K
Bob Lieberman’s jokes makes the music of Kenny G look avant grade - Jesse Elias
Roman, you’re like the friendliest guy I don’t trust - Ben Feldman
When people say “Juan Medina killed” you’ll have to ask to clarify - Miles K
"The only thing to strengthen you against mushrooms is years of cocaine use."
— Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
![4/21. Jokes + Jabs (UFC/Comedy) @ 8 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 10PM. Free. Featuring Josef Anolin, Rudy O., Andrea Almario, Shanti Charan, Dennis Cummings, Sam Meeker and Mean Dave. Hosted by Tony Sparks. $10 for UFC @ 7PM.
[Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Josef “Funnybones” Anolin]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sh61P8Kb1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
