It’s nights like tonight that makes me understand why Duke Ellington looks so disappointed. 

- Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Roman Leo Roast

Talking to Mean Dave is like being raped by an audio book - Christopher John

Fuck me, I’m roasting myself up here - Leo Zinger

I’ve seen a better muscle tone on a Chihuahua skeleton - Roman Leo on Miles K

Bob Lieberman’s jokes makes the music of Kenny G look avant grade - Jesse Elias 

Roman, you’re like the friendliest guy I don’t trust - Ben Feldman

When people say “Juan Medina killed” you’ll have to ask to clarify - Miles K

"The only thing to strengthen you against mushrooms is years of cocaine use."

— Mean Dave @ Vitus [Paraphrase]

4/21. Jokes + Jabs (UFC/Comedy) @ 8 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 10PM. Free. Featuring Josef Anolin, Rudy O., Andrea Almario, Shanti Charan, Dennis Cummings, Sam Meeker and Mean Dave. Hosted by Tony Sparks. $10 for UFC @ 7PM. 
[Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Josef “Funnybones” Anolin]

4/21. Jokes + Jabs (UFC/Comedy) @ 8 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 10PM. Free. Featuring Josef Anolin, Rudy O., Andrea Almario, Shanti Charan, Dennis Cummings, Sam Meeker and Mean Dave. Hosted by Tony Sparks. $10 for UFC @ 7PM. 

[Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Josef “Funnybones” Anolin]

Sylvan Productions Invades In The Meantime w/ Mean Dave at FCC Free Radio Studios in San Francisco

"I fell asleep during “Inception” and dreamed it was a much better movie. Then I fell asleep during that dream and dreamed I was watching “Pootie Tang”."

— Mean Dave @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

11/19. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. FREE. 9PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Keith D, Mean Dave, Rodney Allen Parker and hosted by Andrew Holmgren.
[New Saturday Coolness]

11/19. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. FREE. 9PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Keith D, Mean Dave, Rodney Allen Parker and hosted by Andrew Holmgren.

[New Saturday Coolness]

"I’ve never seen so many bears. I thought I was in Gay Yosemite."

— Mean Dave on the Folsom St. Fair @ Rockit Room

10/11. Comedy @ The Layover. 1517 Franklin St. Oakland. Free. 8:30 PM. Feat Shanti Charan, Gary Anderson, Miles K., Ben Kolina, Harmon Leon, Mean Dave, and Joe Gleckler. Hosted by Mike Spiegelman

10/11. Comedy @ The Layover. 1517 Franklin St. Oakland. Free. 8:30 PM. Feat Shanti Charan, Gary Anderson, Miles K., Ben Kolina, Harmon Leon, Mean Dave, and Joe Gleckler. Hosted by Mike Spiegelman

Mean Dave by Zoe Palladino

Mean Dave by Zoe Palladino