Photo: The Last Night at the Purple Onion by Dan Dion

"I’m a psychic with amnesia. I can see into the future what I’m going to forget."

— Michael Meehan @ Cafe Prague

Michael Meehan by Leo Hochberg

Michael Meehan by Leo Hochberg

1/25. SF Sketchfest @ Eureka Theater. 215 Jackson St. SF. $15. 8PM. Featuring Everything Jamboree, BOAT, Michael Meehan: Hey Monster, Keep Your Hands Off My City!, and Laundry Basket & Spiegelman. Hosted by Backstage Paige. Advance Tickets: Here

New Years Eve Local Comedy Overview

New Queers Eve w/ David Hawkins @ Club 93. 93 Ninth & Mission. $7. 10 PM. Featuring iLs Goldbarg, Tony Koester, Morgan, Ricky Luna and more. (DJ’s, Dancing, and Midnight Toast)

Just Funny New Years w/ Justin Harrison. 140 Columbus Ave. Shows @ 7:30 and 10 PM. $25-$35. Featuring Big Al Gonzales, Kevin Camia, John Hoogasian, Josef Anolin, Butch Escobar, Dash Kwiatkowski, Arnie Ponce, and more. (Historic Venue. Great Headliners.)

Comedy on the Square w/ Michael Meehan @ The Actors Theater. 855 Bush St. SF. $40. 16+. Featuring Tony Sparks, Kaseem Bentley, Big Al Gonzalez, Eric Cash and Joe King (San Francisco’s own in a very classy engagement. Classy like study hall.)

New Year Eve Loft Party w/ Hence Singleton. 3240 Peralta St. Comedy and Dancing. Comics Wanting Stage Time, Contact Hence Singleton. (Casual East Bay comedy function. Photo by. Shawn Robbins.)

Comedy Off Broadway Oakland @ Miss Pearl’s Jam House. 1 Broadway @ Jack London Square. OAK. 9 PM. $15-$20. Featuring Rolly Moe, Phil Johnson, Chris Storin, Joe Nguyen, Aundre the Wonderwoman, Mike Spiegelman, Joe Gleckler, Samson Koletkar, and “Chicago Steve” Barkley

Greg Proops @ The Punchline. 444 Battery St. 7:30 - 10 PM. $50. Also featuring Tony Camin and Nato Green. (Some of the sharpest comedians around, performing in the beautiful San Francisco Punchline.)