"How good are professional athletes, really? Your average sports team loses half its games."

— Miles K 

(Source: cleverthingstosay.com)

2/28. They’re All Gonna Laugh At You @ ERA Art Lounge. 19 Grand Ave. Oakland. 8PM. $5. Featuring Miles K., Lydia Popovich, and Chris Garcia. Music By. Bugs in Costume. Hosted by The Front Row.

2/28. They’re All Gonna Laugh At You @ ERA Art Lounge. 19 Grand Ave. Oakland. 8PM. $5. Featuring Miles K., Lydia Popovich, and Chris Garcia. Music By. Bugs in Costume. Hosted by The Front Row.

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It happened you guys, I’ve grown old enough to be afraid of teenagers.

- Miles K @ Vitus
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

It happened you guys, I’ve grown old enough to be afraid of teenagers.

- Miles K @ Vitus

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

Courting Sketchfest: Behind the Scenes @ Eureka Theater w/ Backstage Paige, Miles K, Jesse Elias and Mike Spiegelman by Shawn Robbins. 

Courting Sketchfest: Behind the Scenes @ Eureka Theater w/ Backstage Paige, Miles K, Jesse Elias and Mike Spiegelman by Shawn Robbins. 

"Take life one day at a time,” sounds like the affirmation of a serial killer."

— Miles K (via Clever Things To Say)

"Tony [Sparks] is known as the godfather of San Francisco comedy and the badfather of children"

— Miles K @ Tony Spark Roast [7 Mile House] [Paraphrase]

"Your next comic read about this show from the newspaper he was sleeping under."

— Chris Riggins’ introduction to Miles K @ Tony Sparks 2011 Roast

12/3. 2 Year Anniversary @ Layover. 1517 Franklin St. Oakland. Free. 8:30 PM. Feat Janine Brito, Miles K., Yayne Abeba, Stroy Moyd, Joe Gleckler, Ben Feldman, Colleen Watson and Rob F. Martinez. Hosted by Mike Spiegelman.

12/3. 2 Year Anniversary @ Layover. 1517 Franklin St. Oakland. Free. 8:30 PM. Feat Janine Brito, Miles K., Yayne Abeba, Stroy Moyd, Joe Gleckler, Ben Feldman, Colleen Watson and Rob F. Martinez. Hosted by Mike Spiegelman.

Miles K by Ian Corey

Miles K by Ian Corey