"I’m thinking about getting rid of my glasses and getting contacts but I’m afraid of what I’ll lose: blurry sex."

Emily Van Dyke @ Milk Bar/The Eric Show [Paraphrase]

Comedy Theme Song: Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly

[“‘It’s the freakin weekend baby/I’m about to have me some fun.’ When did R. Kelly start worrying about the five-day work week? “- Nick Palm]