"I’m thinking about getting rid of my glasses and getting contacts but I’m afraid of what I’ll lose: blurry sex."
— Emily Van Dyke @ Milk Bar/The Eric Show [Paraphrase]
Comedy Theme Song: Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly
[“‘It’s the freakin weekend baby/I’m about to have me some fun.’ When did R. Kelly start worrying about the five-day work week? “- Nick Palm]
1/29. The Eric Show w/ Maronzio Vance @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Scott Capurro, Vince Mancini, Leslie Small, Doug Chagnon and Duat Mai. Hosted by Eric Barry. Presented by SF Sketchfest.
"I have an euphemism for sluts, I call them “volunteer prostitutes”."
— William Lushbough @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
![Tonight: Eric Barry headlines the Eric Show @ Milk Bar. 840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Vince Mancini, Jeff Anaya, Mary-Alice McNab, and Matt Lieb. Hosted by Kaseem Bentley.
[An interesting human development is happening onstage tonight at Milk Bar. Eric is getting deep into a very volatile part of his life and rarely does bravery, searching, and revelation occur condensed into a single breath. I hope you listen to his podcast Full Disclosure to hear/understand the intrigue. I hope you can stop by Milk Bar to support somebody of persistance chaos.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma7bpe7bNL1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Tonight: Eric Barry headlines the Eric Show @ Milk Bar. 840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Vince Mancini, Jeff Anaya, Mary-Alice McNab, and Matt Lieb. Hosted by Kaseem Bentley.
[An interesting human development is happening onstage tonight at Milk Bar. Eric is getting deep into a very volatile part of his life and rarely does bravery, searching, and revelation occur condensed into a single breath. I hope you listen to his podcast Full Disclosure to hear/understand the intrigue. I hope you can stop by Milk Bar to support somebody of persistance chaos.]
![Hey, it’s Valentines Day, let’s give each other enemas!
- Josh Marcus’ “awkward poop story” @ Milk Bar
[Photo by Josh Denault]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59pi0vY0P1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I once took my dick out in a Children’s Rec Center… it wasn’t awkward, it was romantic… there weren’t any kids there. I was with a lady."
— Ngaio Bealum @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
"[If] he doesn’t respect [his penis], he won’t respect you."
— Leslie Small on performing oral on men with junk jewelry @ Milk Bar
