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Ivan Hernandez likes chicks in Batgirl costumes.
[Ivan Hernandez by Valorie Austin]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56k9zM09t1qzyx4so1_500.jpg)
Leslie Small and Audience in... Stuff White People Like
- Leslie Small: How was everybody's Memorial Day Weekending
- Audience Member: Great!
- Leslie Small: Great! I went camping.
- Audience Member: What?
- Leslie Small: Yeah, it's a white people thing. We like to go out and pretend that we're homeless... 'as long as we get to go home!'
"My friend was diagnosed with “whooping cough”, because apparently his doctor was a programmer on “Oregon Trail”."
— Eric Cash @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
"If it looks like a bear and sounds like a bear, it’s probably an average American climbing a flight of stairs."
— Eddy Jayson @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
![These glasses and this mustache are not ironic… I actually molest children. I’m kidding; that’s just what I say to pick up women.
- Matt Lieb @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33rzyB73r1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I’m sweating for Eric Barry!"
— Josh Marcus @ Milk Bar
4/24. LOL for LLS @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. Free (donations). 8PM. Featuring OJ Patterson, Vince Mancini, Leslie Small, Kaseem Bentley, Josh Marcus, Paul Sanford, Matt Lieb, Alex Q. Huffman, Alison Stevenson, Ivan Hernandez, Joe Gorman, and Stefan Davis. Hosted by Eric Barry. Advanced Donations: Here.
Prepare to laugh your collars into permanent pop-dom, as San Francisco comics hit the stage for LOL for LLS, a fundraiser for the Leukemia Lymphoma Society as part of the 2012 Mr. Marina Competition.
12 of San Francisco’s funniest young comedians will come together April 24, along with host and Mr. Marina finalist Eric Barry for a night of hilarious standup comedy. All proceeds from the event will go towards Eric’s fundraising efforts, one of the criterion upon which the Mr. Marina finalists are judged.
Mr. Marina is a fundraising competition poking fun at the stereotypes of San Francisco’s Marina District, while raising money for LLS. The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society helps blood cancer patients live better, longer lives through cancer research and community programs.
Hosted by Eric Barry
The event will be held at Milk on Haight/Stanyan. 10% of all bar proceeds will also benefit Eric’s fundraising campaign. Comedian Stefan Davis will also be donating 50% of sales from his comedy CD at the event. All donations (including ticket purchases) are tax-deductible.
The event is free, but we strongly encourage you to show your support for blood cancer research by purchasing a paying ticket or making an in-person donation at the event.
4/3. Jules Posner @ Milk Bar. 1840 Haight St. SF. Free. 8PM. Featuring Ivan Hernandez, Ryan Papazian, and Erikka Innes. Hosted by Eric Barry.
