"Getting a handjob is like getting a present of something you already own."
— Cameron Vannini @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]
"I told my husband, ‘Well, if I get pregnant, that’s nine months where I can throw-up after every meal and not get sent back to therapy… There’s a side of the audience that doesn’t agree with eating disorder material, so let’s purge that from our memories."
— Kelly Anneken @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]
“…Now I look like George Lucas had a baby with Snow.”
- Ryan Cronin @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo of Ryan Cronin by Red Scott]
12/12. Monday Happy Hour Comedy @ Cafe Royale. 800 Post St. SF. No cover (tip). 7PM. Feat Andy Dugan, Brian King, Alex Koll, Dhaya Lakshminarayanan, Casey Ley, Brendan Lynch, Morgan, Sammy Obeid, Lydia Popovich, David Studebaker, and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Cara Tramontano.
