"It would suck to lose a child named ‘Marco’." 

- Myles Weber @ Comedy Day [Paraphrase]

"It would suck to lose a child named ‘Marco’."

- Myles Weber @ Comedy Day [Paraphrase]

Myles Weber and Audience in... First Dates

  • Myles Weber: You guys are on your first date? Is it going well?
  • Audience Member (Woman): Well, he paid, so yeah.

"Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives."

- Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Street Fighter was a game on Super Nintendo made for poor people and kids with no lives."

- Myles Weber explaining video games to the uniformed @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

(Source: sexgamesandrocknroll)

Awkward Silence’s Dana Sitar drops the dime on a half-dozen comedy albums from local favorites, including Nato Green, Kelly McCarron and Ngaio Bealum.

"Paddy’s Coffe House (10/12/12) by Theodore S. Domingo

"Paddy’s Coffe House (10/12/12) by Theodore S. Domingo

"The REAL Situation" by Myles Weber. (via ComedyTime.tv)

Myles Weber by S. N. Jacobson

Myles Weber by S. N. Jacobson

1/11. James Fluty @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. Free. 8 PM. Feat Myles Weber, Alison Stevenson, Matt Gubser, & Greg Asdourian.

1/11. James Fluty @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main St. Walnut Creek. Free. 8 PM. Feat Myles Weber, Alison Stevenson, Matt Gubser, & Greg Asdourian.

Myles Weber. Belly Button.