12/31. 107.7 The Bone Comedy New Years Eve Countdown @ The Masonic. 1111 California St. SF. 9PM. $39.50-$94.50. Featuring Anthony Jeselnik, Amy Schumer, Doug Benson, Arj Barker, Brendon Walsh, Kris Tinkle and Ari Shaffir. Tickets Available: Here.
12/31. Comedy Fiesta NYE w/ Marga Gomez @ Brava Theater. 2781 24th St. SF. 9PM. $30-$50. Featuring Pippi Lovestocking, Lydia Popovich, Aundre the Wonderwoman and Eloisa Bravo. Tickets Available: Here.
Marga Gomez headlines a New Year’s Eve comedy blowout with Aundre the Wonderwoman, Pippi Lovestocking, Lydia Popovich and Eloisa Bravo. Ticket price includes after show countdown party with DJ Mark Mark, cocktails ( free champagne at midnight) munchies, dancing and smooches till 1am.
12/31. New Years Eve: Red Diaper Baby w/ Josh Kornbluth @ Rhythmix Cultural Works. 2513 Blanding Ave. Alameda, CA. 7&10PM. $30-$40. Tickets Available: Here.
Join Josh — a man with a deep fear of transitions in trying to welcome 2013! Josh will celebrate the birth of a new year with his wildly comic coming-of-age tale RED DIAPER BABY. Thorny subjects as sex, politics and the possible overuse of baby powder are intertwined in this critically acclaimed one-man show about a young boy who believes he must grow up to lead a communist revolution in America! Kornbluth evokes early Woody Allen and the late Spalding Gray in this raucous and poignant celebration of a neurotic child’s awkward yet heartfelt journey into adulthood.
"Say what you will about the KKK, they’ve got some clean white tees."
— Imran G on the Ku Klux Klan’s website merchandise @ The 4th Wall [Paraphrase]
"Fun fact about me, when I do drunk sets, all my jokes start with “fun fact about me”."
— Dash Kwiatkowski @ The 4th Wall [NYE]
![If you’re looking at my eyes when you talk to me [in this dress], I’ll be offended.
- Kelly McCarron on low cut dresses @ The 4th Wall [NYE]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcwqzvL2W1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Jason Mack and Audience in... Purple Onion Heart
- Jason Mack: You guys were laughing at Dan [Allenderwest]... I've never seen that before.
- Audience Member: Ouch
- Jason Mack: That's what he said... when he got shot.
- [Paraphrase]
![Thor by Marko Djurdjevic
‘By Oden’s Beard! I used your dad’s shampoo. Don’t tell him!’
- Jacob Rubin as Uncle Thor @ The 4th Wall [NYE]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaxb5v8pk1qzx87jo1_500.jpg)
Thor by Marko Djurdjevic
‘By Oden’s Beard! I used your dad’s shampoo. Don’t tell him!’
- Jacob Rubin as Uncle Thor @ The 4th Wall [NYE]
(via gunslinger)
"What’s the difference between my dad and a cupcake? … I know what a cupcake looks like."
— Stephen Ku @ The 4th Wall [NYE]
This is your brain on drugs.
Overall I would consider it a pretty successful New Year’s, laughs were had, memories were made, and photos were taken. My one resolution is to write every day (not necessarily on my blog, but it’s possible that it will be updated more frequently as a result of said writing).
