Line-Up at the Polish Club 4:20 Show. Saturday October 13, 2012. 
[Not scribed: Tom Rhodes]

Line-Up at the Polish Club 4:20 Show. Saturday October 13, 2012. 

[Not scribed: Tom Rhodes]

Photo: The Last Night at the Purple Onion by Dan Dion

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ngaio Bealum (“half carne asada, half lengua, refried beans, a little rice, hot sauce, cheese, onions, guacamole, and sour cream.”) [49 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ngaio Bealum (half carne asada, half lengua, refried beans, a little rice, hot sauce, cheese, onions, guacamole, and sour cream.[49 Days]

"I once took my dick out in a Children’s Rec Center… it wasn’t awkward, it was romantic… there weren’t any kids there. I was with a lady."

— Ngaio Bealum @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]

Ngaio Bealum by Michael Hoopingarner

Ngaio Bealum by Michael Hoopingarner

5/16. Ngaio Bealum @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main Street. Walnut Creek, CA. Free. 9PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, JR Havlan, Drew Harmon, Dan Mires and more.

5/16. Ngaio Bealum @ Massés Sports Bar and Grill. 2721 North Main Street. Walnut Creek, CA. Free. 9PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, JR Havlan, Drew Harmon, Dan Mires and more.

“Genuine Faux: May The Fourth” by Keith Lowell Jensen & Junior Bruce. Special Guest: Ngaio Bealum. 

Genuine Faux: May The Fourth” by Keith Lowell Jensen & Junior Bruce. Special Guest: Ngaio Bealum. 

"Spit don’t make babies…my dad told me that."

— Ngaio Bealum on cunnilingus @ San Francisco Punch Line.

10/11. Ngaio Bealum @punchlinesf . 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8 PM. [Weed anyone? Anyone?]

Ngaio Bealum by Shawn Robbins

Ngaio Bealum by Shawn Robbins