"She’s tiny! She doesn’t even need it!"
— Nicole Calasich while looking at a thin girl eat pizza.
Nicole is a prankster. She took an event shot and used it to mock Ivan’s affections.
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Welcome To the Stage Episode 1 featuring Adrian Pelanchar, Dana LoVecchio, Janine Brito, and Pamela Ames.
Hello blog reader. Today is a special day. It’s the birthday of a very passionate, cat-loving comedian whom I admire greatly. I’m talking about Nicole Calasich (Whatchu know bout that Sich!)
If you’ve never met Nicole, I implore you to do so. Never has there been somebody so positively forceful and intimidating. These terms are used as articles of scale and magnitude, not declarations of fear. Don’t hastily regard Nicole with nervousness (as I did upon initial meeting), because she’s one of the warmest people I know (both in body temperature and tenderheartedness). A Calasich hug can lift one from despair just as a glare can require silence. She’s truly dynamic and three dimensional: beautiful and fun-loving while commanding and demanding respect.
And get this; she’s funny as hell. Nicole has a keen ear for structure and pacing and thrives in group gabbing. Skilled dancer, proud Latina and now a year older. Happy Birthday Nicole.
Photo by. Ashley Bennett.
Not a Sketch Group Presents: Cam’Ron (Disney Parody)
Not A Sketch Group may exist, and it may not. It may consist of Nicole Calasich, Joe Gorman, David Cairns and OJ Patterson, or it may consist of many more, or no one at all. The ambiguous group has released a video musical based on the Disney film “Beauty and the Beast”. This is all that is known of about the group at the time. Enjoy.
Lyrics:
No one’s chic as Cam’ron
No one’s sleek as Cam’ron
No one’s girlfriend’s incredibly meek as Cam’ron’s
For there’s no man in town half as novel
Perfect in that cardigan!
You can ask any Butch, Breeze, or Lola
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.
No one’s been like Cam’ron
A thrift king like Cam’ron
No one’s got a swell plug in his ear like Cam’ron
I find black people very intimidating!
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!
Give 5 PBRs
Give 12 pierced lips
Gaston is the best
And the rest are all Pips
(Subtitle: Ironic that he is afraid of black people, but loves their music, huh?)
No one blogs like Cam’ron
Updates tweets like Cam’ron
At a pub quiz, no team name so droll as Cam’ron’s
For there’s no one as clever or witty
As you see, I’ve got podcasts to spare!
Not a bit ill-informed with his apathy
That’s right!
I read Chomsky if NPR’s not on the air.
No one quips like Cam’ron
Acid trips like Cam’ron
At a punk show, nobody talks shit like Cam’ron,
“They used to be good, now they’re irritating!
Ugh!”
Poopoo, just one star from Cam’ron!
When I was a lad, I heard 7 B-sides
Each morning to make me unique
Now that I’m grown, play them on 45’s
So the sound quality’s at its peak!
(Oh! Ahh! Wow!)
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!
No one jeers like Cam’ron
Rides fixed gears like Cam’ron
From a war draft, stays awfully clear like Cam’ron
“Instead, me and Che will go demonstrating!”
My what a guy,
Cam’ron!!!!
Original Song:
Big props to Nicole Calasich. This is really her baby and she did an awesome job.
