Nicole Turley by. Nicole Calasich

Nicole Turley by. Nicole Calasich

Andrew Holmgren, Luke Lockfeld, Nicole Turley, and Keith D by. Kiko Briez

Andrew Holmgren, Luke Lockfeld, Nicole Turley, and Keith D by. Kiko Briez

Tomorrow: “No Bob Lieberman Show” @ Castagnola’s. 286 Jefferson St. SF. 8 PM. $5. Featuring Griffin Daley, Chantel Williams, Nicole Turley, Kaseem Bentley, Shawn Robbins and more. Hosted by. Brian King.

[For subtext to this show title look no further: Brian vs. Bob. Life is rife with funny conflict.]

Tomorrow: “No Bob Lieberman Show” @ Castagnola’s. 286 Jefferson St. SF. 8 PM. $5. Featuring Griffin Daley, Chantel Williams, Nicole Turley, Kaseem Bentley, Shawn Robbins and more. Hosted by. Brian King.

[For subtext to this show title look no further: Brian vs. Bob. Life is rife with funny conflict.]

Not a Sketch Group Presents: Cam’Ron (Disney Parody)

Not A Sketch Group may exist, and it may not. It may consist of Nicole Calasich, Joe Gorman, David Cairns and OJ Patterson, or it may consist of many more, or no one at all. The ambiguous group has released a video musical based on the Disney film “Beauty and the Beast”. This is all that is known of about the group at the time. Enjoy.

Lyrics:

No one’s chic as Cam’ron
No one’s sleek as Cam’ron
No one’s girlfriend’s incredibly meek as Cam’ron’s

For there’s no man in town half as novel
Perfect in that cardigan!
You can ask any Butch, Breeze, or Lola
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on.

No one’s been like Cam’ron
A thrift king like Cam’ron
No one’s got a swell plug in his ear like Cam’ron
I find black people very intimidating!
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!

Give 5 PBRs
Give 12 pierced lips
Gaston is the best
And the rest are all Pips
(Subtitle: Ironic that he is afraid of black people, but loves their music, huh?)

No one blogs like Cam’ron
Updates tweets like Cam’ron
At a pub quiz, no team name so droll as Cam’ron’s

For there’s no one as clever or witty
As you see, I’ve got podcasts to spare!
Not a bit ill-informed with his apathy
That’s right!
I read Chomsky if NPR’s not on the air.

No one quips like Cam’ron
Acid trips like Cam’ron
At a punk show, nobody talks shit like Cam’ron,
"They used to be good, now they’re irritating!
Ugh!”
Poopoo, just one star from Cam’ron!

When I was a lad, I heard 7 B-sides
Each morning to make me unique
Now that I’m grown, play them on 45’s
So the sound quality’s at its peak!
(Oh! Ahh! Wow!)
My what a guy, that Cam’ron!

No one jeers like Cam’ron
Rides fixed gears like Cam’ron
From a war draft, stays awfully clear like Cam’ron
"Instead, me and Che will go demonstrating!"
My what a guy,
Cam’ron!!!!

Original Song:

Big props to Nicole Calasich. This is really her baby and she did an awesome job.

Chris Schiappacasse and Nicole Turley by. Nina G.
(Their kids are going to be adorable)

Chris Schiappacasse and Nicole Turley by. Nina G.

(Their kids are going to be adorable)

Comedy on the 19 Polk Muni Bus. Hosted by. Conrad Roth. Featuring Jesse Elias, Sammy Franco, Nicole Turley, Ricky Luna, Colleen Watson, and David Cairns.

Favorite Things of Last Night: Impala (11/5/2010)

Random chorus of 12 Days of Christmas (Lead by Ricky Luna)

Nina G and Nicole Turley

Tiramasu

Golden Boy Pizza

All photos by Shawn Robbins and/or Coree Spencer

Share The Night - Comedy/Burlesque Event

Khara Cara and Iris Weiss present a variety show at the Abbey Tavern (on 5th and Geary) 9/10/2010. 8 PM. Also featuring:

 Melk Shake (Burlesque Dancing)
Comedienne Nicole Turley
Comedian Cameron Edmondson
Comedian Misha Trubbs

Donations accepted. Fun expected. 

Tonight - Chantel’s Birthday Show @ The Wharf Room. 286 Jefferson St. Fisherman’s Wharf. San Francisco, CA. 8 PM. Featuring Max Curry, Dave Thomason, Joey Bragg, Griffin Daley, Nicole Turley and more. Check it out.

Tonight - Chantel’s Birthday Show @ The Wharf Room. 286 Jefferson St. Fisherman’s Wharf. San Francisco, CA. 8 PM. Featuring Max Curry, Dave Thomason, Joey Bragg, Griffin Daley, Nicole Turley and more. Check it out.