"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love."

- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

Nina G and Nicole Turley by Josh Denault

[Comedy: A Place for Buddies]

Comedy Night at Shooters by Josh Denault
[Duat Mai, Nicole Turley, Nina G, Chris Barylick, Josh Marcus, Matt Gubser, Justin Lafferty, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Johan Miranda, and Jon Ott.]

Comedy Night at Shooters by Josh Denault

[Duat Mai, Nicole Turley, Nina G, Chris Barylick, Josh Marcus, Matt Gubser, Justin Lafferty, Stefani Silverman, Jesse Elias, Johan Miranda, and Jon Ott.]

The Ladies of Spring Fling by Ameen Belbahri
[Coree looks so gangster!]

The Ladies of Spring Fling by Ameen Belbahri

[Coree looks so gangster!]

11/12. Juan Carlos @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8 PM. $20. Feat Bryant Hicks, G. King, Nicole Turley, Leslie Small, and Ivan Garcia. Hosted by. Tony Sparks.

11/12. Juan Carlos @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8 PM. $20. Feat Bryant Hicks, G. King, Nicole Turley, Leslie Small, and Ivan Garcia. Hosted by. Tony Sparks.

"@ upscale wine bar in mission.. Lots of single rich dudes, this would be a good time 2 start my prostitution career."

— Nicole Turley (via Twitter)

Nina G headlines FAB Comedy @ The Mel-O-Dee Lounge. 240 El Cerrito Plz. Free. 8 PM. Featuring Anita Drieseberg, Gary Anderson, Jesse Elias, Stephen Ku, and Nicole Turley. Hosted by Becky Wolf.

Nina G headlines FAB Comedy @ The Mel-O-Dee Lounge. 240 El Cerrito Plz. Free. 8 PM. Featuring Anita Drieseberg, Gary Anderson, Jesse Elias, Stephen Ku, and Nicole Turley. Hosted by Becky Wolf.

"You would rape me right? No? Rape snob."

— Nicole Turley @ Audience Member (Bill) [Our Little Theater]

4/13/2011: Favorite Things of Last Night: Promedy (Malekpour Style).

4/13/2011: Favorite Things of Last Night: Promedy (Popovich Style)