"Is that you Henry the 8th?"

— Rolly Moe @ Our Little Theater

"Thanks for yawning."

— Sergio Barajas @ an audience member @ Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]


In San Francisco, if you’re Chinese, you get laid. If you’re black, you get a gay friend.

-Amma of Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]

In San Francisco, if you’re Chinese, you get laid. If you’re black, you get a gay friend.

-Amma of Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]

"Anybody here in a couple? Couples can go fuck themselves. That’s one of the many things they can do…"

— Andrew Holmgren

Andrew Roberts by. Imran G.

I’ve made the realization that when the comics laugh and nobody else does, they’re laughing at me

-Andrew Roberts @ Our Little Theater

Andrew Roberts by. Imran G.

I’ve made the realization that when the comics laugh and nobody else does, they’re laughing at me

-Andrew Roberts @ Our Little Theater

"Aww, you have each other. Aww, I’m all alone."

— Duat Mai interacting with a couple at Our Little Theater

Trenton Davis

"If she’s wearing braces, she’s too young. If she’s wearing leg braces… LETS GET WEIRD!"

— Chase Perdue [Paraphrase]

"Yankin’" by Lady

[Chris Duncan’s theme song. His rendition of this is like a fiery meteor crashing into a clown college. Insanely funny, off center, inappropriate but fascinating.]

Donny Divanian and Amma in: Curtains

  • [Donny disappears behind Our Little Theater's curtains]
  • Amma: Stay out of the curtains!
  • Donny: Oh I'm sorry, I thought they were for hiding.