"Is that you Henry the 8th?"
— Rolly Moe @ Our Little Theater
"Thanks for yawning."
— Sergio Barajas @ an audience member @ Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]
![In San Francisco, if you’re Chinese, you get laid. If you’re black, you get a gay friend.
-Amma of Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lplepnOk1E1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
In San Francisco, if you’re Chinese, you get laid. If you’re black, you get a gay friend.
-Amma of Our Little Theater [Paraphrase]
"Anybody here in a couple? Couples can go fuck themselves. That’s one of the many things they can do…"
— Andrew Holmgren
"Aww, you have each other. Aww, I’m all alone."
— Duat Mai interacting with a couple at Our Little Theater
Trenton Davis
"If she’s wearing braces, she’s too young. If she’s wearing leg braces… LETS GET WEIRD!"
— Chase Perdue [Paraphrase]
“Yankin’” by Lady
[Chris Duncan’s theme song. His rendition of this is like a fiery meteor crashing into a clown college. Insanely funny, off center, inappropriate but fascinating.]
Donny Divanian and Amma in: Curtains
- [Donny disappears behind Our Little Theater's curtains]
- Amma: Stay out of the curtains!
- Donny: Oh I'm sorry, I thought they were for hiding.
