"They say if you’re shallow you’ll never drown."

— Pablo Ocegueda @ Brainwash

"I donated my semen today… to the Make a Wish Foundation"

— Pablo Ocegueda @ 800 Larkin [Paraphrase]

"I saw my first fetus in a jar and my first thought was, ‘How do I get this into a mix drink’."

— Pablo Ocegueda @ SOM Bar [Paraphrase]