Zeke Greenwald and Leo Moreland in... Effective?
- Zeke Greenwald (onstage, reveling in previous racial joke): I realize that it's a good thing for me to talk about black people.
- Leo Moreland (offstage): For who?
"I was using comedy as the least supportive support group. I stopped doing that."
— Alex White @ Portal’s Tavern
"There were obviously no gay people in the planning of this [bar]; the lighting is terrible!"
— Scot Free @ Portal’s Tavern
"I’ve had sex with way too many virgins."
— Jennifer Dronsky @ Portal’s Tavern
![I’m celebrating an anniversary tonight. You better give it up for my 100th day of depression!
Sam Weber @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gkn4crRX1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
I’m celebrating an anniversary tonight. You better give it up for my 100th day of depression!
Sam Weber @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G]
"You guys excited about voting for one of two rich guys?"
— Ben Kolina on the upcoming Presidential Election @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
"You ever give a homeless person too much change and have to ask for some of it back?"
— Zorba Hughes @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
"It’s the only place that a heterosexual couple looks likes it could be gay or lesbian couple."
— Chris Riggins about Portland @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
![When life gives you lemons, you should ask a girl, “Hey, you wanna suck my dick for these lemons?”
- Luke Lockfeld @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lcndWn3n1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
