Zeke Greenwald and Leo Moreland in... Effective?

  • Zeke Greenwald (onstage, reveling in previous racial joke): I realize that it's a good thing for me to talk about black people.
  • Leo Moreland (offstage): For who?
"I was using comedy as the least supportive support group. I stopped doing that."

— Alex White @ Portal’s Tavern

"There were obviously no gay people in the planning of this [bar]; the lighting is terrible!"

— Scot Free @ Portal’s Tavern¬†

"I’ve had sex with way too many virgins."

— Jennifer Dronsky @ Portal’s Tavern


I’m celebrating an anniversary tonight. You better give it up for my 100th day of depression!

Sam Weber @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G] 

I’m celebrating an anniversary tonight. You better give it up for my 100th day of depression!


Sam Weber @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Imran G] 

"You guys excited about voting for one of two rich guys?"

— Ben Kolina on the upcoming Presidential Election @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

"You ever give a homeless person too much change and have to ask for some of it back?"

— Zorba Hughes @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

"It’s the only place that a heterosexual couple looks likes it could be gay or lesbian couple."

— Chris Riggins about Portland @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

When life gives you lemons, you should ask a girl, “Hey, you wanna suck my dick for these lemons?”
- Luke Lockfeld @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]
When life gives you lemons, you should ask a girl, “Hey, you wanna suck my dick for these lemons?”

- Luke Lockfeld @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]