I have three friends. I think I’m tapped out.

- Anna Seregina @ Rite Spot [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Amber Gregory]

I have three friends. I think I’m tapped out.

- Anna Seregina @ Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Amber Gregory]

I wish I knew anything anything about Puerto Ricans, cause I would [have been] slaying.
- Chris Thayer on a recent trip to New York @ The Rite Spot
[Photo by Yudi Echevarria]

I wish I knew anything anything about Puerto Ricans, cause I would [have been] slaying.

- Chris Thayer on a recent trip to New York @ The Rite Spot

[Photo by Yudi Echevarria]

"I’m not a racist. I never say the n-word, even if there are no n-words around"

— Kevin O’Shea @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

"We’ve got a hen in this rooster road trip"

— Utrillo Kushner (Host) introducing Anna Seregina @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]


'Weed takes away my ambition.' What are you talking about? You're an art major. Your diploma is a medical marijuana card.

- Cameron Vannini on art students refusing drugs @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Imran G]

'Weed takes away my ambition.' What are you talking about? You're an art major. Your diploma is a medical marijuana card.

- Cameron Vannini on art students refusing drugs @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Imran G]

Joey Devine & Audience in: No Hats Party

  • [Joey finishes a bit mocking fedoras]
  • Audience member: FUCK HATS!
  • Joey Devine: Woah sir... I enjoy a derby.
"I know what you’re thinking ‘did he do it in blackface?’"

George Chen on his Black Muslim Bakery Halloween costume @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

[Editor’s note: He didn’t do it in blackface]

"We used to think the millennium was going to be like the [19]90’s with faster Internet. Now we know it’s just Hell with faster Internet."

— Jesse Elias @ The Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

7/17/2011. Rite Spot Comedy Show. 2099 Folsom St. SF. $3-$5 donation. 8 PM. Feat Chris Garcia, Donny Divanian, Mary Van Note, Jeff Cleary, Kevin O’Shea, Anna Seregina and more. Hosted by Liz Dunn.

7/17/2011. Rite Spot Comedy Show. 2099 Folsom St. SF. $3-$5 donation. 8 PM. Feat Chris Garcia, Donny Divanian, Mary Van Note, Jeff Cleary, Kevin O’Shea, Anna Seregina and more. Hosted by Liz Dunn.