Roman Leo and Stefani Silverman by Raun Harris. Full set available: Here.

Marriage is like living with your sister, except you get to sleep with her.

-Roman Leo @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Amber Gregory]

11/5. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Roman Leo, David Gborie, Donny Divanian and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Keith D.

Hey Berkeley, do you like funny, suave, sophisticated, dog-loving bachelors? Tonight I’m hosting comedy at Hippie Gypsy Cafe at 7:30. It requires no currency and features Chris Garcia and Roman who are rich… in hilarity. How about you mosey on down, eat a crepe and we’ll serenade you with jokes about… you guessed it… Michael Jordan.

I told my dad I was suicidal. He told me “Real men use guns”.

-Roman Leo @ 800 Larkin

[Photo by Travis Curry]

10.20. A Tribute to Rodney Dangerfield @ The 4th Wall. 1027 University Ave. Berkeley. $10. 8PM. Feat Greg Asdourian, Roman Leo, Justin Alan, Chris Duncan and Wilder Shaw. Hosted by Stefan Duncan.

[It’s rough.]