"How do you know there’s not a monkey at the other end of that glory hole?"
— Roman Leo on Nick Padilla’s monkeytastic Thailand experience [Paraphrase]
"So, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED"
— Roman Leo [Censored at request of Roman Leo]
"This next guy is a popular local comedian. He runs a blog. It’s called Courting Comedy. He’s popular because people kiss his ass to get on the blog. Give it up for OJ Patterson."
— Roman Leo [Paraphrased]
"Whose the alpha lesbian now!"
— Roman “Alpha Lesbian” Leo (claiming that alpha lesbian is the highest obtainable honor in Berkeley)