"I would jerk off a police officer to get out of a handjob"

— Roman Leo flubbing @ Dirty Trix

9/20. Antithesis Comedy @ Station 55. 55 Fifth St. Gilroy. 8 PM. 21+. Feat Mike Betancourt, Roman Leo, Nina G, Gary Anderson, and Trevor Hill.

9/20. Antithesis Comedy @ Station 55. 55 Fifth St. Gilroy. 8 PM. 21+. Feat Mike Betancourt, Roman Leo, Nina G, Gary Anderson, and Trevor Hill.

9/12. Alex Koll @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351 Polk  St. SF. Free before 8. $3 After 8. Feat Brendan Lynch, Kaseem Bentley,  Roman Leo, Jesse Elias and Vince Mancini.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and  then  there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8  and  tickets are $3 afterwards.

[Tonight!]

9/12. Alex Koll @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. Free before 8. $3 After 8. Feat Brendan Lynch, Kaseem Bentley, Roman Leo, Jesse Elias and Vince Mancini.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and tickets are $3 afterwards.

[Tonight!]

9/12. Alex Koll @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. Free before 8. $3 After 8. Feat Brendan Lynch, Kaseem Bentley, Roman Leo, Jesse Elias and Vince Mancini.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then  there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and  tickets are $3 afterwards.

[Grand Opening!]

9/12. Alex Koll @ Upstairs at Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. Free before 8. $3 After 8. Feat Brendan Lynch, Kaseem Bentley, Roman Leo, Jesse Elias and Vince Mancini.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and tickets are $3 afterwards.

[Grand Opening!]

"How do you know there’s not a monkey at the other end of that glory hole?"

— Roman Leo on Nick Padilla’s monkeytastic Thailand experience [Paraphrase]

Roman Leo by. Amber Gregory

[RE-DO]

Roman Leo by. Amber Gregory

[RE-DO]

"So, CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED"

— Roman Leo [Censored at request of Roman Leo]

Roman and OJ in: Dry

  • OJ: I'm dry
  • Roman: You mean like ashy?
"This next guy is a popular local comedian. He runs a blog. It’s called Courting Comedy. He’s popular because people kiss his ass to get on the blog. Give it up for OJ Patterson."

— Roman Leo [Paraphrased]