"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

– Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo by acidsmooth]

"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by acidsmooth]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

1/22. Fun Times With Friends w/ Trevor Hill @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. Featuring Leslie Small and Vincent Chaung, presented by Brandon Stokes, Ron Chapman, Aly Jones and Scott Simpson.
yourmonkeycalled:

I think this San Francisco show in 2 weeks is going to be really fun. There’s a good chance I will be wearing a tuxedo.
"Did you know [women] make their own gravy? Like, every time you eat pussy it’s au jus. [Groaning laughter] Cool. That’s what that joke usually gets."

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available: Here @ 13:50]

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Kristee” w/ Ron Chapman and Ron Chapman. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & Comedian Kristee Ono talk human reproduction, drugs, buddhism, dating and what it’s like to be a living embodiment of “stuff white people like.” This episode also marks the return of the game “Who’s your daddy?

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Nicole” w/ Ron Chapman and Nicole Calasich. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & Comedian Nicole Calasich (@calasich) talk zombie moms, crime & punishment, feminist studies and the makings of the “perfect” woman.

roofpizzachronicles:

The winner (and runners-up) of the Hector “Tio” Salamanca Lookalike Contest

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Jessica” w/ Ron Chapman and Jessica Sele. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & comedian Jessica Sele (@jsele) talk gender, queer vocabulary, periods, and getting a colposcopy. 

"You know what they say: once you go black, you can never go back, to that club that you met him…because all his friends just think it’s their turn next. And if you don’t like that joke, then please don’t ever listen to the song “It’s Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)” by Snoop Dogg, because that song is just that joke, but for serious."

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy (Full Set: Here @ 0:20) [Paraphrase]

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Pam” w/ Ron Chapman and Pam Benjamin. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & comedian/author/podcaster Pam Benjamin talk Jesus, cheerleading, marriages, ex-being smart, comedy, and how Mutiny Radio in SF got its name.