— Rory Hensey @ Rockit Room
"Baby coffin. Glorified shoe box?"
"My dick can read lips."
— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix
"I used to drink a lot of white wine but I get too hyphy"
— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix
"This place looks like an Ani DiFranco album just ended"
— Rory Hensey @ SOM Bar
"There are no bunnies in the jungle."
— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix

![I wear my hair pick on the inside
- Rory Hensey on his inner soul @ Dirty Trix
[Photo via Jay Austin Graham]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7dsipLJZ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![11/14. Ricky Luna @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM. Featuring Jesse Fernandez, Rory Hensey, and Dustin Hempstead.
[This is going to be spectacular]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luy5t4J8pT1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![I don’t have a big dick but I do have a small ruler.
- Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jason Dove]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9boutjVc1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)

![Comedy Day Sylvan Crew: Luke Lockfeld, Rory Hensey, Andrew Moore and myself. Getting ready to help erect the Comedy Day stage (and other items) [Taken at 5:12]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpwp6tnsV1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)