"Baby coffin. Glorified shoe box?"

— Rory Hensey @ Rockit Room

I wear my hair pick on the inside
- Rory Hensey on his inner soul @ Dirty Trix
[Photo via Jay Austin Graham]

I wear my hair pick on the inside

- Rory Hensey on his inner soul @ Dirty Trix

[Photo via Jay Austin Graham]

"My dick can read lips."

— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix

"I used to drink a lot of white wine but I get too hyphy"

— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix

11/14. Ricky Luna @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM.  Featuring Jesse Fernandez, Rory Hensey, and Dustin Hempstead.
[This is going to be spectacular]

11/14. Ricky Luna @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM. Featuring Jesse Fernandez, Rory Hensey, and Dustin Hempstead.

[This is going to be spectacular]


I don’t have a big dick but I do have a small ruler.

- Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jason Dove]

I don’t have a big dick but I do have a small ruler.

- Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jason Dove]

"This place looks like an Ani DiFranco album just ended"

— Rory Hensey @ SOM Bar

Rory Hensey and John Hoogasian

Rory Hensey and John Hoogasian

Comedy Day Sylvan Crew: Luke Lockfeld, Rory Hensey, Andrew Moore and myself. Getting ready to help erect the Comedy Day stage (and other items) [Taken at 5:12]

Comedy Day Sylvan Crew: Luke Lockfeld, Rory Hensey, Andrew Moore and myself. Getting ready to help erect the Comedy Day stage (and other items) [Taken at 5:12]

"There are no bunnies in the jungle."

— Rory Hensey @ Dirty Trix